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    A tin of tomatoes

    I cant remember if I mentioned, but I started working from home last week.

    Obviously this means big changes, I save 70£ a week on petrol, have to pay the missus for heating etc.

    But the biggest change is in my exercise. I have an extra 2 hours a day to sit around boozing, plus I lose my daily 3 mile walk for lunch

    so I have to think about my figure. Today I have had 2 small bits of toast and a tin of tomatoes with an oxo cube in


    plus ten cans of fozzies


    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I cant remember if I mentioned, but I started working from home last week.

    Obviously this means big changes, I save 70£ a week on petrol, have to pay the missus for heating etc.

    But the biggest change is in my exercise. I have an extra 2 hours a day to sit around boozing, plus I lose my daily 3 mile walk for lunch

    so I have to think about my figure. Today I have had 2 small bits of toast and a tin of tomatoes with an oxo cube in


    plus ten cans of fozzies


    Similar, I had tomato sandwiches today since I'm dieting. Just about to open a 2nd bottle of vino.
    Me, me, me...

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      #3
      Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
      Similar, I had tomato sandwiches today since I'm dieting. Just about to open a 2nd bottle of vino.
      I might have 1 day food
      1 day without food.


      tomorrow, I will have 1/2 pound of smoked gammon, fried with cheese, plus 2 big cups of strong coffee


      followed by ten cans of fozzies




      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        I cant remember if I mentioned, but I started working from home last week.

        Obviously this means big changes, I save 70£ a week on petrol, have to pay the missus for heating etc.

        But the biggest change is in my exercise. I have an extra 2 hours a day to sit around boozing, plus I lose my daily 3 mile walk for lunch

        so I have to think about my figure. Today I have had 2 small bits of toast and a tin of tomatoes with an oxo cube in


        plus ten cans of fozzies


        If you've got an extra 70 quid, spare time on your hand and a need for exercise, drop me a PM.

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          #5
          Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
          If you've got an extra 70 quid, spare time on your hand and a need for exercise, drop me a PM.
          I fell for this once, in an alley in Liverpool.


          I'm not 100% that you are actually a woman of the female persuasion
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            I fell for this once, in an alley in Liverpool.


            I'm not 100% that you are actually a woman of the female persuasion
            How sure do you like to be?

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              #7
              Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
              How sure do you like to be?
              look lady. I am starving
              I am a big bloke and all I have had all day is a tin of tomatoes and a little fckng oxo cube.

              my @rse is snapping at my chair.

              now. what were you saying?
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                I fell for this once, in an alley in Liverpool.


                I'm not 100% that you are actually a woman of the female persuasion
                After 10 cans of fozzies, are you sure you can tell the difference?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  After 10 cans of fozzies, are you sure you can tell the difference?
                  She's a bit pushy , that one
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by eternaloptimist View Post
                    look lady. I am starving
                    i am a big bloke and all i have had all day is a tin of tomatoes and a little fckng oxo cube.

                    My @rse is snapping at my chair.

                    Now. What were you saying?
                    is the 70 quid going spare?

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