Congratulations to one of my old Peak Army chums on the publication of his book "How Clean Should Your Colon Be?"
Not entirely surprising to those of us who know Colin that he should choose this particular subject matter for the content of a book.
I remember being on a railtour of Germany with the PA back in the '80s and he had us all in stitches in the guard's van one evening.
"Look what I just done!" came an exclamation issuing from the direction of the toilet....
(At this point I should mention that German toilets are furnished with an "inspection platform" on which one can inspect one's movement before it is flushed away. I'm sure that any CUKers currently working in Germany can vouch for this)
....and there sat on the aforementioned platform was an object which looked very much like a Nutty Bar, that popular peanut encrusted fudge log of yesteryear. Must have been painful we all thought until we noticed the empty KP packet in the wag's hand.
What a guy!
Anyway, I'm sure all at CUK will join me in wishing Colin every success in this new venture.
Not entirely surprising to those of us who know Colin that he should choose this particular subject matter for the content of a book.
I remember being on a railtour of Germany with the PA back in the '80s and he had us all in stitches in the guard's van one evening.
"Look what I just done!" came an exclamation issuing from the direction of the toilet....
(At this point I should mention that German toilets are furnished with an "inspection platform" on which one can inspect one's movement before it is flushed away. I'm sure that any CUKers currently working in Germany can vouch for this)
....and there sat on the aforementioned platform was an object which looked very much like a Nutty Bar, that popular peanut encrusted fudge log of yesteryear. Must have been painful we all thought until we noticed the empty KP packet in the wag's hand.
What a guy!
Anyway, I'm sure all at CUK will join me in wishing Colin every success in this new venture.
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