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Wilmslow
23rd November 2011, 09:38
Remember my old neighbour opposite my old house round the corner?

Well, neighbours opposite me own horses, so often walk to the top of the road and see a lot of the comings and goings in the area.

There has been a police undercover car parked up monitoring the house.

Police helicopters flying over with heat seeking cameras.

Door busted down at dawn raid, house which has been significantly extended choc a block as a cannabis factory.

Car has been taken away, so just the chav van left.

The elderly neighbours gave the game away as the cannabis smell came through the semi walls.

The local very affluent and well contacted bookie has got him out on police bail.

Given he has been done for getaway driver for a robbery the neighbours are hoping he will go down and lose the house.

Will give the script writer now living opposite some good stuff!

OwlHoot
23rd November 2011, 09:44
Door busted down at dawn raid, house which has been significantly extended choc a block as a cannabis factory.

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The elderly neighbours gave the game away as the cannabis smell came through the semi walls.
...

So the neighbours grassed him up.

:igmc:

DodgyAgent
23rd November 2011, 09:50
Remember my old neighbour opposite my old house round the corner?

!

A minute of the day does not pass without me thinking "whatever happened to Wilmslow's neighbour?"

BrilloPad
23rd November 2011, 10:00
Remember my old neighbour opposite my old house round the corner?


No. Please tell us more.

darmstadt
23rd November 2011, 11:21
There has been a police undercover car parked up monitoring the house.

The elderly neighbours gave the game away as the cannabis smell came through the semi walls.



- right, if it was undercover how did they know it was police. The whole point of being undercover is...well I think you get my drift

- so the old people know what cannabis smells like. If I was the police I'd be watching them carefully in the future

Zippy
23rd November 2011, 11:27
So the neighbours grassed him up.

:igmc:

There's no smoke without fire ...

TestMangler
23rd November 2011, 11:28
- right, if it was undercover how did they know it was police. The whole point of being undercover is...well I think you get my drift

- so the old people know what cannabis smells like. If I was the police I'd be watching them carefully in the future

What a ridiculous statement :happy

My dad (78) knows exactly what cannabis smells like, but not from his own experiences. He once had a teenage son (who for years told him it was nicotine free tobacco) and 'learned' it from there. Nothing the police would be interested in.

BrilloPad
23rd November 2011, 11:44
- right, if it was undercover how did they know it was police.

I have heard that these days it is quite sophisticated. They use cars with cameras in and keep swapping them around.

Mich the Tester
23rd November 2011, 11:45
I have heard that these days it is quite sophisticated. They use cars with cameras in and keep swapping them around.

Wow, that's really sophisticated!

StopTheEarthIwantToGetOff
23rd November 2011, 12:03
Remember my old neighbour opposite my old house round the corner?

Well, neighbours opposite me own horses, so often walk to the top of the road and see a lot of the comings and goings in the area.

There has been a police undercover car parked up monitoring the house.

Police helicopters flying over with heat seeking cameras.

Door busted down at dawn raid, house which has been significantly extended choc a block as a cannabis factory.

Car has been taken away, so just the chav van left.

The elderly neighbours gave the game away as the cannabis smell came through the semi walls.

The local very affluent and well contacted bookie has got him out on police bail.

Given he has been done for getaway driver for a robbery the neighbours are hoping he will go down and lose the house.

Will give the script writer now living opposite some good stuff!

Does your mum know your posting twaddle on the internet?

Freamon
24th November 2011, 00:21
You are Wilmslow AICMFP.

Oh wait, you actually are Wilmslow.


:igmc: