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    Mafia neighbour update

    Remember my old neighbour opposite my old house round the corner?

    Well, neighbours opposite me own horses, so often walk to the top of the road and see a lot of the comings and goings in the area.

    There has been a police undercover car parked up monitoring the house.

    Police helicopters flying over with heat seeking cameras.

    Door busted down at dawn raid, house which has been significantly extended choc a block as a cannabis factory.

    Car has been taken away, so just the chav van left.

    The elderly neighbours gave the game away as the cannabis smell came through the semi walls.

    The local very affluent and well contacted bookie has got him out on police bail.

    Given he has been done for getaway driver for a robbery the neighbours are hoping he will go down and lose the house.

    Will give the script writer now living opposite some good stuff!

    #2
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

    Door busted down at dawn raid, house which has been significantly extended choc a block as a cannabis factory.

    :::

    The elderly neighbours gave the game away as the cannabis smell came through the semi walls.
    ...
    So the neighbours grassed him up.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
      Remember my old neighbour opposite my old house round the corner?

      !
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        #4
        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        Remember my old neighbour opposite my old house round the corner?
        No. Please tell us more.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

          There has been a police undercover car parked up monitoring the house.

          The elderly neighbours gave the game away as the cannabis smell came through the semi walls.
          - right, if it was undercover how did they know it was police. The whole point of being undercover is...well I think you get my drift

          - so the old people know what cannabis smells like. If I was the police I'd be watching them carefully in the future
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            #6
            Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
            So the neighbours grassed him up.

            There's no smoke without fire ...
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              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              - right, if it was undercover how did they know it was police. The whole point of being undercover is...well I think you get my drift

              - so the old people know what cannabis smells like. If I was the police I'd be watching them carefully in the future
              What a ridiculous statement

              My dad (78) knows exactly what cannabis smells like, but not from his own experiences. He once had a teenage son (who for years told him it was nicotine free tobacco) and 'learned' it from there. Nothing the police would be interested in.
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                #8
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                - right, if it was undercover how did they know it was police.
                I have heard that these days it is quite sophisticated. They use cars with cameras in and keep swapping them around.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I have heard that these days it is quite sophisticated. They use cars with cameras in and keep swapping them around.
                  Wow, that's really sophisticated!
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
                    Remember my old neighbour opposite my old house round the corner?

                    Well, neighbours opposite me own horses, so often walk to the top of the road and see a lot of the comings and goings in the area.

                    There has been a police undercover car parked up monitoring the house.

                    Police helicopters flying over with heat seeking cameras.

                    Door busted down at dawn raid, house which has been significantly extended choc a block as a cannabis factory.

                    Car has been taken away, so just the chav van left.

                    The elderly neighbours gave the game away as the cannabis smell came through the semi walls.

                    The local very affluent and well contacted bookie has got him out on police bail.

                    Given he has been done for getaway driver for a robbery the neighbours are hoping he will go down and lose the house.

                    Will give the script writer now living opposite some good stuff!
                    Does your mum know your posting twaddle on the internet?

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