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    A University of Derby student had to be cut free by firefighters after being trapped in a clothes horse for more than an hour


    Miss Morgan, who is originally from North Wales, had fallen off the bed
    BBC News - Derby student trapped in clothes horse rescued by firefighters
    Fiscal nomad it's legal.

    #2
    I would usually say they're quite dangerous, having almost sliced off a finger on a number of occasions by accidentally unhinging a fully loaded one. Getting a finger trapped is one thing, however this is just ridiculous!

    How could she even get her head in, if she can't get it out again?

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      #3
      Leaving aside the obvious question of how do you become entagled in a clothes horse by falling out of bed, I can't help but wonder what subject this intellectual giant is studying. Trapped for over an hour!!

      It has to be meedja studies!
      The vegetarian option.

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        #4


        I bloody hate students.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Quite a lot of people die falling out of bed, especially when they are higher than a clothes horse.

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            #6
            Bit of a bummer for the other students who wanted to dry their clothes too.

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              #7
              Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
              Bit of a bummer for the other students who wanted to dry their clothes too.
              <Viz Top Tip>
              Students, if entangled in the house clothes horse for over an hour thus depriving your housemates of the chance to dry their clothes, as you're clearly a beef-witted dullard, simply extend your arms sideways to make a super impromptu clothes airer.
              </Viz Top Tip>
              The vegetarian option.

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                #8
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                Quite a lot of people die falling out of bed, especially when they are higher than a clothes horse.
                Thanks for that, I'm always falling out of bed so now I'm expecting to find myself dead on the floor one morning.
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pork Belly
                  They're for clothes?

                  Beef curtains?
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    This is what happens when tertiary education becomes open to all. Working class students simply can't keep up with wealthier posho horsey students.

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