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    Can someone post some good news please

    I'm hungover, mildly depressed, and all this doom is getting me down. Please post something good newsy or amusing, thanks
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

    #2
    here you go...

    JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD - YouTube
    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic

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      #3
      Yes, I'm feeling quite cheerful and healthy today and I feel even more so having read about your misery!
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Well, I just received news that a relative I didn't know recently died (I know you wanted good news... wait for it...) but there is a sum of $11.6m in his bank account that I am entitled to! Boomed!
        It's about time I changed this sig...

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          #5
          I just had a huge plate of bacon and eggs. And some coffee.

          My toy helicopter has just finished recharging.

          I have managed to install oracle clusterware, 11g and SQL developer without getting stuck

          There are some fluffy clouds floating past my window.

          Did I mention I may have another gig, at a better rate, and closer to my house?
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Hung over like a bastid. Sorry.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              I have managed to install oracle clusterware, 11g and SQL developer without getting stuck
              I hope you quoted a few days for that in the project plan.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by MrRobin View Post
                Well, I just received news that a relative I didn't know recently died (I know you wanted good news... wait for it...) but there is a sum of $11.6m in his bank account that I am entitled to! Boomed!
                Is it Mr Jacob M'Banjo from Lagos?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Is it Mr Jacob M'Banjo from Lagos?
                  Is he your relative too??

                  Brother Mich!!
                  It's about time I changed this sig...

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                    #10
                    Excellent, excellent, thanks all, keep it coming
                    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                    Thomas Jefferson

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