Just been scratching my head

[DimPrawn]

Trying to buy some US stocks.

Online broker keeps saying I can't buy them.

Was getting very annoyed and was going to call them and complain.

Then I twigged what today is.

[Pondlife]

You daft turkey.

[MarillionFan]

Trying to buy some US stocks.

Online broker keeps saying I can't buy them.

Was getting very annoyed and was going to call them and complain.

Then I twigged what today is.

Yep. Guy Fawkes

[Old Greg]

Trying to buy some US stocks.

Online broker keeps saying I can't buy them.

Was getting very annoyed and was going to call them and complain.

Then I twigged what today is.

Weekly house call from the continence nurse?

[mudskipper]

Nits. Try tea-tree oil.

[vetran]

Ah yes the establishment of our Penal Colony!

[Zippy]

Whatever you do don't pick your nose - your brain will fall out.

[TimberWolf]

The turkey population took a bit of a hit today then. Gobble, gobble, gobble <not a turkey impression>.

[d000hg]

Trying to buy some US stocks.

Online broker keeps saying I can't buy them.

Was getting very annoyed and was going to call them and complain.

Then I twigged what today is.

Same here, and only because one of my clients mentioned it in an email!