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Where the ###k is my delivery?

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    Where the ###k is my delivery?

    Hermes are rubbish.

    It's a crisp autumnal day, I have Christmas wrapping paper and this evenings dinner to go buy and they're f##king around leaving it until last minute to get my delivery delivered

    Ahh well, work is done so time for a bit of Grand Theft Auto
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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      #3
      Hermes got my missus' birthday pressies there on time.

      Note the plural.

      ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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        #4
        Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
        Hermes got my missus' birthday pressies there on time.

        Note the plural.

        Ping pong balls?
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by chef View Post
          Hermes are rubbish.
          +1

          After failing to deliver my wifes 'main' Xmas pressie in time for the big day, when it should have been with me 2 weeks before hand, I will never use them again.
          That cost me big time, not only in wifes disappointment, but having to battle through the Xmas eve shopping scrum in town to find another big pressie.

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            #6
            Hermes - is that the (aircraft) carrier for Herpes?

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              #7
              all arrived, wrapped up and hidden in the attic.. job done, now once again back to GTA.
              The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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