In here are OG, PJ and myself, the only people I'm sure aren't cretins. The doors are barred and we are keeping the cretins at bay with our shotguns. It's like Shaun of the Dead.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostIn here are OG, PJ and myself, the only people I'm sure aren't cretins. The doors are barred and we are keeping the cretins at bay with our shotguns. It's like Shaun of the Dead. -
I'll be the barman...
Two pints for OG and PJ and the usual Peach Bellini for you, Sas?
It's about time I changed this sig...Comment
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Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAll the while, PJ and I are wondering why we're stuck in here with a cretin, while PJ is wondering who let the two cretins in.Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostAnd the rest of us take one look in and then back out very slowly just in case the pub bore starts trying to engage in conversationComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostIn here are OG, PJ and myself, the only people I'm sure aren't cretins. The doors are barred and we are keeping the cretins at bay with our shotguns. It's like Shaun of the Dead.
Don't worry, the rest of us will pass and head down to the Dog and Duck.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostIn here are OG, PJ and myself, the only people I'm sure aren't cretins. The doors are barred and we are keeping the cretins at bay with our shotguns. It's like Shaun of the Dead.Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
Don't worry, the rest of us will pass and head down to the Dog and Duck.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostPhew they seem to be passing us by. Keep very still and don't make a noise.
Shhhhhhh. Who farted?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostPhew they seem to be passing us by. Keep very still and don't make a noise.
Hello chaps, I passed out in the bogs last night during the lock in. Boy that was messy.
Two neurofen and a Pint of Guinnes please good barkeep.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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