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    How to troll your girlfriend


    #2
    I think I may use that.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      That icould be a bomb. All you'd need is a spark ....
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        #4
        Try it with flour for a real YouTube moment, fine particles and an ignition source
        Me, me, me...

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          #5
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            I think I may use that.
            Need a girlfriend first or a female at least...

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              #7
              Originally posted by stek View Post
              Need a girlfriend first or a female at least...
              You're buggered then.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                You're buggered then.

                How many girlfriends you got then? 100?

                Well I got 104.

                Four more than you, big boy!!

                Lees Moonraker is wicked stuff! I like it!

                You wanna go outside, you big bottom burp?

                Hic...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by stek View Post
                  How many girlfriends you got then? 100?

                  Well I got 104.

                  Four more than you, big boy!!

                  Lees Moonraker is wicked stuff! I like it!

                  You wanna go outside, you big bottom burp?

                  Hic...

                  Just the one. But she has eight vaginas.

                  I call her Octopussy.

                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Just the one. But she has eight vaginas.

                    I call her Octopussy.

                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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