For those of you thinking of having children

**mudskipper** · 27 November 2011, 11:23

Ecoshed?
Pub?
Earplugs?
Personal stereo?
Stick 'em in front of DVD?
Chuck 'em in the cellar?
Fob 'em off on grandparents?
Phenergan?

**JonSmile** · 27 November 2011, 11:38

just wait until they are a bit older and when you are woking from home on a teleconference and they wonder in and start chatting away - the whole professional look is blown away.

Worst was when one of mine decided to walk in pulling her string of quacking ducks.

**xoggoth** · 27 November 2011, 18:06

DONT DO IT!

Bah!!!! Why didn't you give me this very sound advice 29 years ago? Talk about stable doors.

**TimberWolf** · 27 November 2011, 18:08

Don't think of them so much as children as your ticket to a free house (40+ contractors excepted).

**TimberWolf** · 27 November 2011, 18:27

Jamie Cumming from Dundee: Britain's most feckless father has 15th child | Mail Online

**NotAllThere** · 27 November 2011, 19:04

Surely, if he's fathered fifteen kids, he's got loads of fecks.

**MarillionFan** · 27 November 2011, 19:27

Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Surely, if he's fathered fifteen kids, he's got loads of fecks.

All the mums are like 16/17/18. He's basically only month off being a paedo.

Sounds like it you want a life on welfare you get knocked up by this fella.

**Cliphead** · 27 November 2011, 19:37

I didn't have kids and I don't think I'm missing out on anything.

**MarillionFan** · 27 November 2011, 19:42

Originally posted by Cliphead View Post

I didn't have kids and I don't think I'm missing out on anything.

You're missing this.

(inserts pillow over face smiley)

For those of you thinking of having children