Keeping It In The Family

[SimonMac]

Bulawayo24 NEWS | Man collapses as he discovers prostitute he hired is his own daughter

Titus Ncube got the shock of his life after a commercial sex worker he allegedly called to his hotel room turned out to be his daughter. Ncube is said to have collapsed while the 20-year-old daughter bolted after seeing her father.

[Hill Station Murthy]

Police man to hooigan in street: "Don't you live up the road with your mother and sister?"
Hooligan: "They're the same person"

[northernladuk]

Bulawayo24 NEWS | Man collapses as he discovers prostitute he hired is his own daughter

Blimey you must have some time on your hands if you have taken to reading the local rag of Zimbabwa's second largest city! That is what I call a bit of random reading.

[russell]

Bulawayo24 NEWS | Man collapses as he discovers prostitute he hired is his own daughter

Titus Ncube, sounds like the the name of a dance band.

[SimonMac]

Blimey you must have some time on your hands if you have taken to reading the local rag of Zimbabwa's second largest city! That is what I call a bit of random reading.

It was in The Sun this morning, this is the only online version I can find

[Arturo Bassick]

"Dad can you lend me 50 quid"

"No love, but you can earn it"

[CheeseSlice]

I can't understand how this even appeared in the media.

Surely one of these moments where both parties are living a secret life would have resulted in both agreeing to walk away and never to speak of it ever again.
....'Obviously' without anything happening you filthy minded perverts

[Mich the Tester]

More current affairs gems from the same source;

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And their poll could almost be a CUK poll. Almost;

Should people play a trumpet when they get married?
No75% Yes11.11% Depends13.89%

[Spacecadet]

brilliant comments

men

It's a lie! She was doing prostitution bcoz of family problem? Silly girl n family! She wanted to sleep around n be paid for it!

[PAH]

"She wanted to sleep around n be paid for it!"

Poor girl, labelled a prostitute just because they don't have the normal currency of Bacardi Breezers.