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Motorways - you either love 'em or you hate 'em

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    Motorways - you either love 'em or you hate 'em

    BBC News - M1 shut after Marmite lorry crash in South Yorkshire



    Gonna need a few of these


    It's about time I changed this sig...

    #2
    Made me cry - 20 tons of the amber nectar going to waste.

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      #3
      Is the yeastbound carriageway still open?

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        #4
        Surely they could simply mop it up and sell it on. A bit of time sat on a dirty motorway wouold probably make it taste better....mixing dog tulip into it would probably make it taste better
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #5
          Apparently the lorry is toast!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Hill Station Murthy View Post
            Apparently the lorry is toast!
            You are trying too hard now. 1st effort was brilliant, quit while you are winning.
            Just saying like.

            where there's chaos, there's cash !

            I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

            Lowering the tone since 1963

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              #7
              Is it wrong to want to lick a motorway?

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                #8
                Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                Is it wrong to want to lick a motorway?
                Well, I have reservations about it.
                The vegetarian option.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                  Is it wrong to want to lick a motorway?
                  The pope does it all the time.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    The pope does it all the time.
                    He's allowed to, he's the pope.
                    Last edited by kaiser78; 29 November 2011, 11:18.
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