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    Getting flooded

    The wee stream that runs through my garden has turned into a small river

    Me, me, me...

    #2
    Tsunami! Get out now!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      looks nice...

      you are not one of these people who lives near a river and seems surprised when you get flooded each year??

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        #4
        Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
        The wee stream that runs through my garden has turned into a small river
        Stop weeing in the garden and use the toilet like normal people
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          What a posh bridge! I have a couple of planks over mine. What I like about mine is that when it gets blocked, since he is much lower down, all the water flows over MR PIKEY SCUM's garden into his kitchen.
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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            #6
            Think you need a waterwheel there - free electricity!
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #7
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              What a posh bridge! I have a couple of planks over mine. What I like about mine is that when it gets blocked, since he is much lower down, all the water flows over MR PIKEY SCUM's garden into his kitchen.
              I assume you are blocking it on a regular basis.
              Just saying like.

              where there's chaos, there's cash !

              I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong!

              Lowering the tone since 1963

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                #8
                Originally posted by Troll View Post
                Think you need a waterwheel there - free electricity!
                Can you get subsidies for hydroelectric power?
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  That bridge is usually about five feet above the water. The village is now completely cut off, chaos on the main road.

                  No ciggies so off I go on foot, I may be some time.
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #10
                    Still, on the bright side, looks like its going to wash that chavtastic lamp away for you
                    World's Best Martini

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