Software Development Lifecycle

[suityou01]

Just checking that for a waterfall project :

It is Design, Build, Test, Deliver isn't it?

Not Design, Build, Quible about minor trivia on the design all day long so we miss our deadlines, never deliver in a month of Sundays?

[DimPrawn]

Stick these on



Stop whining.


And keep on invoicing.


HTH BIDI

[Basil Fawlty]

Current thinking on at our place is :

Build, design, deliver, test then blame....

[MarillionFan]

Current thinking on at our place is :

Build, design, deliver, test then blame....

That's what Im used to.

[tractor]

...

That's what Im used to.

Better to Design, Build, Deliver, don't renew - move on

[Mich the Tester]

Just checking that for a waterfall project :

It is Design, Build, Test, Rebuild, Test, Invoice, Argue with Bob about whether issues are defects or change requests, Invoice, Rebuild, Test, Invoice, Argue with Bob about whether issues are defects or change requests, Invoice,Rebuild, Test, Invoice, Argue with Bob about whether issues are defects or change requests, Invoice,Rebuild, Test, Invoice, Argue with Bob about whether issues are defects or change requests, Invoice,Rebuild, Test, Invoice, Argue with Bob about whether issues are defects or change requests, Invoice,Rebuild, Test, Invoice, Argue with Bob about whether issues are defects or change requests, Invoice,Rebuild, Test, Invoice, Argue with Bob about whether issues are defects or change requests, Invoice,Rebuild, Test, Invoice, Argue with Bob about whether issues are defects or change requests, Invoice,Rebuild, Test, Invoice, Argue with Bob about whether issues are defects or change requests, Invoice,Rebuild, Test, Invoice, Argue with Bob about whether issues are defects or change requests, Invoice,
Brush up CV, Argue with Bob about whether issues are defects or change requests, Invoice, Clear desk and cookies, Invoice, Holiday

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[Troll]

Usual practice

Design
Offshore dev
Offshore test
Deliver
Point finger
Offshore Remediation
Re deliver
Point fingers
Engage UK test resources
On shore test
Point lots of fingers
On shore rework
Retest
Delivery

Usual sticking plaster is to call 1st delivery Phase I and then get it corrected for Phase II

HTH

[Mich the Tester]

Usual practice

Design
Offshore dev
Offshore test
Deliver
Point finger
Offshore Remediation
Re deliver
Point fingers
Engage UK test resources
On shore test
Point lots of fingers
On shore rework
Retest
Delivery

Usual sticking plaster is to call 1st delivery Phase I and then get it corrected for Phase II

HTH

You haven't sent any invoices, so by the end of this cycle you will be living under a bridge in a cardboard box drinking methylated spirit.

[Troll]

Current thinking on at our place is :

Build, design, deliver, test then blame....

wot is it that you build before you design?

[Pondlife]

Maybe if you included a requirements analysis phase at the start then you wouldn't consta... aww forgetit