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suityou01
29th November 2011, 13:01
Cheeky little interview. Operation get the hell out of dodge is in motion. :)

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 13:12
Cheeky little interview. Operation get the hell out of dodge is in motion. :)

You give cowboys a bad name.

suityou01
29th November 2011, 13:14
You give cowboys a bad name.

Sure do, they deserve it. Cowboys. :rolleyes:

BrilloPad
29th November 2011, 13:16
Cheeky little interview. Operation get the hell out of dodge is in motion. :)

Do you need luck? A contractor makes his own luck. You will be fine.

suityou01
29th November 2011, 13:18
Do you need luck? A contractor makes his own luck. You will be fine.

I'm a tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiger. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrar. :D

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 13:20
Do you need luck? A contractor makes his own luck. You will be fine.


I'm a tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiger. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrar. :D

Plus there's no such thing as wishing. Just some fantasy mumbo jumbo.

So if we take out the luck and we remove the wish we are left with.

Me me me me me me me me!

A true Suity thread. :eyes:

suityou01
29th November 2011, 13:21
Plus there's no such thing as wishing. Just some fantasy mumbo jumbo.

So if we take out the luck and we remove the wish we are left with.

Me me me me me me me me!

A true Suity thread. :eyes:

When was the last time you got some? :wink

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 13:23
When was the last time you got some? :wink

When you last played pool.

suityou01
29th November 2011, 13:27
When you last played pool.

Cheap. Like your missus. :laugh

Hill Station Murthy
29th November 2011, 13:29
Where are you going for yur interview?

Good Luck.

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 13:30
Cheap. Like your missus. :laugh

£1.50 plus a four fingered kitkat. Like your missus.

suityou01
29th November 2011, 13:31
£1.50 plus a four fingered kitkat. Like your missus.

She's put her prices up then. :D

BrilloPad
29th November 2011, 13:33
Plus there's no such thing as wishing. Just some fantasy mumbo jumbo.


I seem to remember that they gave 20 coders a task. 10 were told it was impossible - 10 told it was doable. 0/10 of the impossible ones completed - 6/10 of the doable ones did it.

I think that a positive attitude can have a huge effect on the outcome.

SimonMac
29th November 2011, 13:34
Just look at the recent threads, hell if Russell can get a new contract so can you, at least you are real!

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 13:35
Just look at the recent threads, hell if Russell can get a new contract so can you, at least you are real!

[insert loaded question here]

You still on the bench Simon?

[/insert loaded question here]

Halo Jones
29th November 2011, 13:38
You will be fine & don't need luck :hug:

SimonMac
29th November 2011, 13:57
[insert loaded question here]

You still on the bench Simon?

[/insert loaded question here]

KUATB (http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/72599-boomed.html)

russell
29th November 2011, 13:57
Just look at the recent threads, hell if Russell can get a new contract so can you, at least you are real!

Gary Speed is dead and SimonMac lives, what a screwed up world.

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 14:08
Gary Speed is dead and SimonMac lives, what a screwed up world.

Oh! I preferred the response where you accused SimonMac of stalking you by PM. He's probably at your home right now Russ having cut the electricity & hiding in the cupboard with your boxers on his head and a large bronze dildo held menancingly high.

d000hg
29th November 2011, 14:25
Cheeky little interview. Operation get the hell out of dodge is in motion. :)

Client: so, tell me about your last gig
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.
.
Client: I don't think you're what we're looking for

I'd tell them you're benched SY.

TheFaQQer
29th November 2011, 14:49
Client: so, tell me about your last gig
.
.
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Client: I don't think you're what we're looking for

I'd tell them you're benched SY.

I don't think Burger King are that fussy are they?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spvTtHfdfQ8

suityou01
29th November 2011, 16:45
And now we wait. :smokin

russell
29th November 2011, 16:48
And now we wait. :smokin

Good luck, waiting is orrible, hope you get a quick answer.

suityou01
29th November 2011, 16:49
Good luck, waiting is orrible, hope you get a quick answer.

Thanks :)

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 16:56
Suity a-ah
Saviour of the contract Universe
Suity
He'll bore everyone of us
Suity
He's a twunt
Suity
King of the implausible

He's for everyone of us
Stand for everyone of us
He save with a mighty hand
Every man every woman
Every chill(he's had)-he's a mighty twat
Suity

Just a man
With a little boys's courage
Nothing but a man
But he can always fail
No-one but the pure at heart
May find the Golden Pan
.................ah................

d000hg
29th November 2011, 16:59
And now we wait. :smokinDo they know you're in a contract - will they wait for you if you give notice? And would you take it or are you just playing?

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 17:00
Do they know you're in a contract - will they wait for you if you give notice? And would you take it or are you just playing?

He's just stroking his ego, which in Suity's case looks like a small white kitten.

TheFaQQer
29th November 2011, 17:01
Do they know you're in a contract - will they wait for you if you give notice? And would you take it or are you just playing?

Since Suity told them 5 weeks ago that he'd be off in 2 weeks if the project didn't improve, and it hasn't improved, then surely he's not in contract any more? :confused:

Or was his project flounce as impressive as his multitude of CUK ones?

d000hg
29th November 2011, 17:02
Since Suity told them 5 weeks ago that he'd be off in 2 weeks if the project didn't improve, and it hasn't improved, then surely he's not in contract any more? :confused:

Or was his project flounce as impressive as his multitude of CUK ones?You'd think it would be the client telling SY "if things don't improve in 2 weeks, you're off".

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 17:03
You'd think it would be Suit's wife and kids telling SY "if things don't improve in 2 weeks, you're off".

ftfy

TheFaQQer
29th November 2011, 17:06
ftfy

He'll just get banished to the playroom, surely?

suityou01
29th November 2011, 18:07
Still waiting. :suicide:

18:07 and still no update. Doesn't look good. :suicide::suicide:

suityou01
29th November 2011, 19:23
Au contraire :licks-eyebrows-smiley:

:D

Zippy
29th November 2011, 19:30
Au contraire :licks-eyebrows-smiley:

:D

You got it? :D

suityou01
29th November 2011, 19:32
You got it? :D

Early feedback is good. They want to offer subject to contract and references. :banana2:

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 19:34
Early feedback is good. They want to offer subject to contract and references. :banana2:

References??

I always just get an offer.

suityou01
29th November 2011, 19:36
References??

I always just get an offer.

The previous guy they hired turned out to be a bit of a knobber. Once bitten, twice shy.

I've PM'd you the details of the PM, so expect a reference call around midday. :rolleyes:

Zippy
29th November 2011, 19:50
Early feedback is good. They want to offer subject to contract and references. :banana2:

:yay: :cheers: :yay:

I am with MF on the references though - a bit strange.

TimberWolf
29th November 2011, 19:52
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EUytEX_XkE

Check out the lungs on that.

o-o-o-o o-o-o-o o-o-oooo...

Cliphead
29th November 2011, 19:53
Well done Suity, you gonna get one of the references from your current gig?

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 19:57
Well done Suity, you gonna get one of the references from your current gig?

He's going to ask his mum and the bloke who converted his playhouse into an office without planning permission. At worst hes going to ask Mr Khan who owns the Taj Mahal takeaway round the corner but he's worried about than one as he didn't tip the driver last time.

suityou01
29th November 2011, 19:58
Well done Suity, you gonna get one of the references from your current gig?

Ooh spooky. I did say in the interview that references from the current gig may be tricky. Much mirth ensued. :D

suityou01
29th November 2011, 19:59
He's going to ask his mum and the bloke who converted his playhouse into an office without planning permission. At worst hes going to ask Mr Khan who owns the Taj Mahal takeaway round the corner but he's worried about than one as he didn't tip the driver last time.

See you in court.

Cliphead
29th November 2011, 19:59
Ooh spooky. I did say in the interview that references from the current gig may be tricky. Much mirth ensued. :D

Sorted then :D

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 20:01
See you in court.

Why? You fancy a game of tennis fatty?

suityou01
29th November 2011, 20:02
Why? You fancy a game of tennis fatty?

Yes. I'll serve. Cliphead pass me that grenade would you. :D

d000hg
29th November 2011, 22:15
Early feedback is good. They want to offer subject to contract and references. :banana2:That's you screwed then, you keep leaving all your clients up the spout.

Are you planning to accept it?

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 22:17
That's you screwed then, you keep leaving all your clients up the spout.

Are you planning to accept it?

It went well. They just want two references. :rollin:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O6bWb7oEuE

TestMangler
29th November 2011, 22:28
For me, it's got to be the best !

If things get a bit dodgy, ah just canny be bothered.

Suity, I hope you used these lines today !

SimonMac
29th November 2011, 22:30
Au contraire :licks-eyebrows-smiley:

:D

:banana:

Do they offer you Private Healthcare?

Freamon
29th November 2011, 23:35
The previous guy they hired turned out to be a bit of a knobber.

Strange, I didn't realise it was an extension. Clients don't normally bother interviewing for those.

d000hg
30th November 2011, 11:23
Come on SY the tension is killing us! If you ditch your client maybe one of us could get the gig...

MarillionFan
30th November 2011, 11:45
Come on SY the tension is killing us! If you ditch your client maybe one of us could get the gig...

Which will result in hearing the words "The previous guy they hired turned out to be a bit of a knobber." again :laugh

d000hg
30th November 2011, 11:53
Maybe his current client will give a good reference to get rid?

norrahe
30th November 2011, 12:26
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EUytEX_XkE

Check out the lungs on that.

o-o-o-o o-o-o-o o-o-oooo...

I've had that song going through my head for the last two days :eyes

FiveTimes
1st December 2011, 09:40
Come on suity - are you leaving your old gig and taking the new one?

TestMangler
1st December 2011, 10:22
:laugh
Come on suity - are you leaving your old gig and taking the new one?

Anyone want to bet that the new gig is actually for an outsourced BA to replace Suity on his current gig ?

Suity's client, "Right, we've got rid of the BA and have a new one starting Monday coming from Whapkaplet & Prang Consultants"

Suity, "Hi, I'm your new BA from Whapkaplet & Prang"

Suity's client, "Oh ****........."

SimonMac
1st December 2011, 11:14
:laugh

Anyone want to bet that the new gig is actually for an outsourced BA to replace Suity on his current gig ?

Suity's client, "Right, we've got rid of the BA and have a new one starting Monday coming from Whapkaplet & Prang Consultants"

Suity, "Hi, I'm your new BA from Whapkaplet & Prang"

Suity's client, "Oh ****........."

:laugh