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darmstadt
29th November 2011, 18:00
Girls night out (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067391/Why-DO-young-women-dressed-like-We-meet-nightclubbers-unsettling-answer.html)

There are some right old slappers there that a skinful, beer goggles and a paper bag wouldn't put right. I blame it on Thatcher.

suityou01
29th November 2011, 18:06
Girls night out (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067391/Why-DO-young-women-dressed-like-We-meet-nightclubbers-unsettling-answer.html)

There are some right old slappers there that a skinful, beer goggles and a paper bag wouldn't put right. I blame it on Thatcher.


Eight o’clock on a freezing November evening — but for all the skimpy outfits on the streets of Manchester,


These are northern folk. They're probably all quite presentable to the northern gent. :sick

TimberWolf
29th November 2011, 18:18
Jesus.

Spacecadet
29th November 2011, 18:22
These are northern folk. They're probably all quite presentable to the northern gent. :sick

I've seen photos of you and what happens to bicycle wheels after they try and bear your weight

Zippy
29th November 2011, 18:23
Call me old-fashioned but most of them just look like girls enjoying a night out.
Or are you disappointed 'cos none of them made a beeline for you?

suityou01
29th November 2011, 18:24
I'm a rabid jibbering idiot spouting bollox as usual

FTFY :D

xoggoth
29th November 2011, 18:26
They all look thoroughly chewy to me. I would.

RSoles
29th November 2011, 18:53
http://www.specsavers.co.uk

MarillionFan
29th November 2011, 19:02
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/28/article-2067391-0EE2460000000578-184_634x459.jpg

Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub. :puke:

The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'

darmstadt
29th November 2011, 19:16
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/28/article-2067391-0EE2460000000578-184_634x459.jpg

Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub. :puke:

The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'

Because they're living under the assumption that if you dress like a slapper you're going to get laid no matter what you look like (they're probably looking for IT contractors or SKA designers)

darmstadt
29th November 2011, 19:21
Don't search for 'German Party Girls', this is the only decent one:

http://retrorambling.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/tumblr_lmjqu9gxti1qdfjs1o1_1280.jpg

russell
29th November 2011, 19:23
Girls night out (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2067391/Why-DO-young-women-dressed-like-We-meet-nightclubbers-unsettling-answer.html)

There are some right old slappers there that a skinful, beer goggles and a paper bag wouldn't put right. I blame it on Thatcher.

Why? One reason, four letters and rhymes with rock.

hyperD
29th November 2011, 19:50
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/28/article-2067391-0EE2460000000578-184_634x459.jpg

Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub. :puke:

The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'

That's not grub on the right in blue. It's Creemof Sum Yun Gai, the Thai tranny.

xoggoth
29th November 2011, 20:09
Got my glasses on (not Specsavers, think I'm made of money?) and still think they are chewy and still would.

administrator
29th November 2011, 20:11
Very high heifer ratio there, surely not all of them can blame it on genetics or the wrong metabolism or whatever the current excuse for being a lard-arse is.

Spacecadet
29th November 2011, 20:14
Has this become MaleModelUK or is it still a forum full of IT geeks? :eyes

TimberWolf
29th November 2011, 20:17
Has this become MaleModelUK or is it still a forum full of IT geeks? :eyes

Er, women find wealth as attractive as men find attractiveness.

SimonMac
29th November 2011, 20:30
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/28/article-2067391-0EE2460000000578-184_634x459.jpg

Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub. :puke:

The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'

Yeah but you still would, you know anythings better than nothing

Zippy
29th November 2011, 20:34
Has this become MaleModelUK or is it still a forum full of IT geeks? :eyes

No, I think we've slipped into a worm hole and are now back in the 70's. I can hear Sid James going "phwoar" and "you don't get many of them to the pound" as I type.

Pondlife
29th November 2011, 20:46
No, I think we've slipped into a worm hole and are now back in the 70's. I can hear Sid James going "phwoar" and "you don't get many of them to the pound" as I type.

<Leslie_Phillips>
Ding Dong!
</Leslie_Phillips>

MaryPoppins
29th November 2011, 22:00
Has this become MaleModelUK or is it still a forum full of IT geeks? :eyes

Twice you've made me laugh, in one thread! Good work.

RSoles
29th November 2011, 22:49
The one on the left can't run very fast.
She's been graffitti'd by midgets.

ChrisPackit
30th November 2011, 08:09
Ohh ******* hell! How come my wife always ends up on these photos in the paper :tired

BrilloPad
30th November 2011, 08:23
There are some right old slappers there that a skinful, beer goggles and a paper bag wouldn't put right. I blame it on Thatcher.

Haven't you ever played "pull a pig"? These ladies are the contestants.

HTH

billybiro
30th November 2011, 09:33
These are northern folk. They're probably all quite presentable to the northern gent. :sick

The Only Way Is Essex (http://www.itv.com/channels/itv2/itv2shows/theonlywayisessex/birdsandblokes/)

Is Essex in the north? :wink

RobertRice
30th November 2011, 10:27
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/28/article-2067391-0EE2460000000578-184_634x459.jpg

Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub. :puke:

The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'

I'll take no.3 - chunky.

:wink

wobbegong
30th November 2011, 11:46
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/28/article-2067391-0EE2460000000578-184_634x459.jpg

Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub. :puke:

The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'

The tattoos on the leg(s) of the one on the left make it look like she has varicose veins.

(Is the one in red under some sort of 'head shrinking' curse? The phrase 'everyone likes a little head' is not appliccable here!)

TimberWolf
30th November 2011, 11:50
Come on then, roll up, if you had to pick one (and only one!) to shag, which would it be? I think it would have to be the one with the little head because at least the rest of her body is okay.

BrilloPad
30th November 2011, 11:55
Come on then, roll up, if you had to pick one (and only one!) to shag, which would it be? I think it would have to be the one with the little head because at least the rest of her body is okay.

But she looks like an alien. Probably related to SG.

Personally I would rather have my bits cut off.

TimberWolf
30th November 2011, 12:00
But she looks like an alien. Probably related to SG.

Personally I would rather have my bits cut off.

Sorry, having your bits cut off is not an option.

BrilloPad
30th November 2011, 12:04
Sorry, having your bits cut off is not an option.

:eek

Then I will go for the one on the right. 2 paper bags - I will wear one in case her's breaks. And I will need some Kamagra.

RobertRice
30th November 2011, 13:09
I'll take no.3 - chunky.

:wink

If no.3 is taken, I'll settle for no.4 - plenty to work with.

Clippy
30th November 2011, 13:19
Think I prefer the Swedish option: Swedish versus British Nightclubs (http://www.jacatu.de/index.php?page=Thread&threadID=7850)

*** Safeish for work ***

Bumfluff
30th November 2011, 13:50
Bet they all stink of fish.

RobertRice
30th November 2011, 13:52
Bet they all stink of fish.

Don't knock it till you've tried it.
:smile

doodab
30th November 2011, 13:56
I've just been sacked. :frown

I've just applied for a gig in sweden.