Why do these girls...

[darmstadt]

Girls night out

There are some right old slappers there that a skinful, beer goggles and a paper bag wouldn't put right. I blame it on Thatcher.

[suityou01]

Girls night out

There are some right old slappers there that a skinful, beer goggles and a paper bag wouldn't put right. I blame it on Thatcher.

Eight o’clock on a freezing November evening — but for all the skimpy outfits on the streets of Manchester,

These are northern folk. They're probably all quite presentable to the northern gent.

[TimberWolf]

Jesus.

[Spacecadet]

These are northern folk. They're probably all quite presentable to the northern gent.

I've seen photos of you and what happens to bicycle wheels after they try and bear your weight

[Zippy]

Call me old-fashioned but most of them just look like girls enjoying a night out.
Or are you disappointed 'cos none of them made a beeline for you?

[suityou01]

I'm a rabid jibbering idiot spouting bollox as usual

FTFY

[xoggoth]

They all look thoroughly chewy to me. I would.

[RSoles]

http://www.specsavers.co.uk

[MarillionFan]

Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub.

The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'

[darmstadt]

Hoofer, doofer, chunky, monkey, ferret, dribble and grub.

The headline should be 'Why are these women so ugly?'

Because they're living under the assumption that if you dress like a slapper you're going to get laid no matter what you look like (they're probably looking for IT contractors or SKA designers)