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Wish me luck!

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    Wish me luck!

    Got a phone interview in a few minutes.

    Client got some knobber in who claimed to be a BPM Architect guru - turns out that not only did he fail spectacularly to produce a functional specification document which met the requirements (even though he spent weeks messing about with it), but he can't even get the most basic software to install on his machine!!

    God only knows what he's been doing for the past few weeks - agent says that the PM says that all he does is whinge about everything, but delivers nothing. PM says that last week he mumbled something about going home to his playroom because the planning inspectors were coming, and disappeared. He also seems to were Pampers in the office, which they weren't quite expecting.

    I don't know where they find these people sometimes!
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    Good luck. Not that you will need it.

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Good luck. Not that you will need it.
      Whooosh!!

      Anyway Faqqer, this other bloke seems like a complete tool. I bet he's really embarrassed by his incompetence and inadequacy and keeps a low profile, though
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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