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    Free Food.



    I wish I hadn't eaten all those sarnies.



    And some of 'em were egg.



    Lets hope it doesn't develop into

    #2
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


    I wish I hadn't eaten all those sarnies.



    And some of 'em were egg.



    Lets hope it doesn't develop into
    Ready for a smelly fart on the metro
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #3
      Thought I should try to become Godlike for my birthday, but I may have left it a bit late.



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      Insert witty post here!

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      P.S. some thread domination too.
      Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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        Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 9 June 2022, 16:55.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post
          Please stop doing this. It's getting quite tiresome seeing this on every thread I read. And besides... who cares what your post-count is! A high post-count is more a badge of shame than of honour.

          Why is 'alreadypacked' posting the same odd message on different threads?

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            #6
            Originally posted by RobertRice View Post
            Why is 'alreadypacked' posting the same odd message on different threads?
            Because she's reached the menopause.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              Because she's reached the menopause.
              That, or puberty.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #8
                She's also 500 posts short so it would seem better to plan for next year.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 9 June 2022, 16:54.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post
                    "Chan-ces of A-li-ens com-ing to earrrrrth, are a million-to-one, they sayyyyy..."

                    Chances of an attractive (slim) female posting on a IT forum are a billion-to-one they say...
                    "Chan-ces of anything com-ing from Mars, are a million-to-one, he said..."

                    Sorry JM, but you can't mess with the classics.
                    The vegetarian option.

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