When to start windmilling?

[aussielong]

Yeah, so i'd just finished work earlier and swung by my quiet local for a quick pint on the way home. I was ordering my first beer and a bloke sat across the bar with his mate shouts across to me "oi you, come here" and starts gesturing aggressively that i should join him because he wants to talk to me.

So I ordered my beer and looked over and said in a non-threatening but assertive tone "naa, i'm not coming over to talk to you".

So he marches over with his pint and puts his head in my face and shakes my hand asking my name. So i told him. Then he says "I dont give a f**k who you are!!". His face is one inch from mine.

So.. what would you do next?

[KaiserWilly]

Pull out my Glock.

[SimonMac]

Knee him in the nuts, taking his pint in one smooth movement

[Notascooby]

Glass him...shock & awe

[PAH]

"oi you, come here"

"You talking to me?" ....

[Hill Station Murthy]

Was this pub the Windmill of Clapham Common?

I have been there myself but I ca

[TestMangler]

Glass him...

F**k me.....another Glaswegian......

[MarillionFan]

Yeah, so i'd just finished work earlier and swung by my quiet local for a quick pint on the way home. I was ordering my first beer and a bloke sat across the bar with his mate shouts across to me "oi you, come here" and starts gesturing aggressively that i should join him because he wants to talk to me.

So I ordered my beer and looked over and said in a non-threatening but assertive tone "naa, i'm not coming over to talk to you".

So he marches over with his pint and puts his head in my face and shakes my hand asking my name. So i told him. Then he says "I dont give a f**k who you are!!". His face is one inch from mine.

So.. what would you do next?

Crush his hand and tell him to f**k off.

[administrator]

Shake his finger.

[MarillionFan]

Drop to the floor like a sack of tulip begging forgiveness, burst into tears, give him your wallet and crawl back out on your belly, then come home and post on CUK you knocked two fellas out in the pub

Suity.