Sorry for confusing everyone by including this topic in the humungously exciting thread about AtW's failed house purchase, and bearing in mind he cant think of two things at once, can we please have an update on the finances (not the technical aspects) of the business?
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THE ATW "when is he going to pay the dutchman back his money thread?"
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THE ATW "when is he going to pay the dutchman back his money thread?"
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostSorry for confusing everyone by including this topic in the humungously exciting thread about AtW's failed house purchase, and bearing in mind he cant think of two things at once, can we please have an update on the finances (not the technical aspects) of the business?
1) AtW's Anal Adventures in Birmingham
2) Monster Squirrels II
3) Sofa Stains III
4) Bedsit Booty
and the last one we are still waiting on.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions! -
Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI believe AtW has now completed 4 out of the 5 parts of the contract he signed with said Dutchman
1) AtW's Anal Adventures in Birmingham
2) Monster Squirrels II
3) Sofa Stains III
4) Bedsit Booty
and the last one we are still wa**ing on.Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Postcan we please have an update on the finances (not the technical aspects) of the business?
Now I am going back to invoicing, see you next year.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostAll is going very well, thanks for asking.
Now I am going back to invoicing, see you next year.
"we won" it simply saysLet us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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What dutchman?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by d000hg View PostWhat dutchman?
Involves AtW, a dutchman, some rubber trousers, 300kg of swarfega and three lady-boy midgets.
Don't want to bore you with the details.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostIt's a long story.
Involves AtW, a dutchman, some rubber trousers, 300kg of swarfega and three lady-boy midgets.
Don't want to bore you with the details.merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Originally posted by eek View PostI thought it was 4 dwarfs and a left hand dildo.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostNow I am going back to invoicing, see you next year.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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