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On the 1st Day of Christmas

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    On the 1st Day of Christmas

    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Do you actually have any sort of life?

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Do you actually have any sort of life?
      Working. It's Christmas. I have a web business. So. No.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Two sockies trolling ...
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #5
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Two sockies trolling ...
          5 Fake Dimprawn Gold Rings.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            5 Fake Dimprawn Gold Rings.
            They are only fake 1 micron below the surface.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              They are only fake 1 micron below the surface.
              Missed opportunity there
              Me, me, me...

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Do you actually have any sort of life?
                Wow. Just found your dating agency video Dim Gee.




                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Four queens a bitchin' ...
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    12 week contract
                    11 missing requirements
                    10 failed deployments
                    9 Bob testers
                    8 All the pies
                    7 managers worrying
                    6 Sigma Blackbelt
                    5 Defects Live
                    4 weeks to go
                    3 meetings daily
                    2 tired to worry
                    and a five ton invoice every day................
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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