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    #1

    Ashamed to be human

    No links to stories but can be summed up with the words:

    "baby", "hospitalised"

    "kitten", "python"

    "nut-job", "religion", "females", "driving", "virginity".

    Actually "nut-job" probably applies to all. Stop the planet I want to get off.
    Last edited by PAH; 3 December 2011, 18:42.
    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
    Feist - I Feel It All
    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)
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    #2
    Ah yes.

    No links also but did anyone see the real news yesterday about how intelligent waspies are? I have been saying it for ages but nobody listened.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #3
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      did anyone see the real news yesterday about how intelligent waspies are?
      Yes! Apparently they can recognise each other. They all look the same to me.
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        Last edited by Jeff Maginty; 9 June 2022, 16:48.

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          #5
          Originally posted by PAH View Post
          Yes! Apparently they can recognise each other. They all look the same to me.
          Racist. :nazi:
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by PAH View Post
            No links to stories but can be summed up with the words:

            "baby", "hospitalised"

            "kitten", "python"

            "nut-job", "religion", "females", "driving", "virginity".

            Actually "nut-job" probably applies to all. Stop the planet I want to get off.
            You are suffering from depression I suspect. To cheer you up I would suggest watching the Borat movie or taking the piss out of MF for liking a leather clad gay rock band.

            HTH
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              ...........taking the piss out of MF for liking a leather clad gay rock band.

              HTH
              Well done Suity - you made I larff :-)

              Mind you, I don't think Marillion could ever be described as a "leather clad rock band".
              Last edited by ctdctd; 3 December 2011, 21:39.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                Well done Suity - you made I larff :-)

                Mind you, I don't think Marillion could ever be described as a "leather clad rock band".
                Last edited by suityou01; 3 December 2011, 21:55.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Is that Village People? Crappo the Bear. On the other hand this is brill:

                  relax frankie goes to hollywood - YouTube

                  PS That looks such fun, I am off to Brighton!
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    YAKSHEMASH
                    "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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