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    I applaud SimonMac

    For being the one to invite me to the Christmas shindig this Friday.

    Be sure to commend this fine fellow
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    For being the one to invite me to the Christmas shindig this Friday.

    Be sure to commend this fine fellow
    Can I uninvite you. You and Mac? Two bedwetters in one place. I don't think their toilets can take it.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Can I uninvite you. You and Mac? Two bedwetters in one place. I don't think their toilets can take it.
      Nope. You'll only bottle it again and not turn up.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Did I say I now might not be coming

        In my defence I only said it would be nice if he could make an appearance after he guaranteed that wifey giving birth meant he couldn't make it
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
          Did I say I now might not be coming

          In my defence I only said it would be nice if he could make an appearance after he guaranteed that wifey giving birth meant he couldn't make it

          I forgot about that.

          Perhaps you should invite SY02. She wears the trousers, so it means SY01 will have to stay home and look after the brood.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            I am not one for retaliations but if the perpotrators of this outrage are brought to book they should have their mens private parts microwaved on full power for 15 minutes.

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              I forgot about that.

              Perhaps you should invite SY02. She wears the trousers, so it means SY01 will have to stay home and look after the brood.
              And as she is working on SY06 we know she puts out
              Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
              I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

              I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                #8
                Ooh, where is it? I seem to remember saying I would come.
                While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
                  Did I say I now might not be coming

                  In my defence I only said it would be nice if he could make an appearance after he guaranteed that wifey giving birth meant he couldn't make it
                  Originally posted by SimonMacViaPM
                  My Darling Suity,

                  I long to hear from you again, my breath is caught, my heart skips a beat when I see you posts
                  Originally posted by SimonMacViaPM
                  You gonna make it to the christmas do?

                  Love, snogs and grope

                  Your Simon xxx
                  Then after giving some non commital answers many many times

                  Originally posted by SimonMacViaPM
                  Happy days would be good even if you can.pip in for a swift one one the way home!
                  <disclaimer>The quotations in this post may have been edited for effect or quoted entirely out of context</discaimer>
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Ooh, where is it? I seem to remember saying I would come.
                    The Counting House, Cornhill. Friday, from 6ish. Don't forget Secret Santa. All welcome. Even suity.

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