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Yet another white Christmas

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    Yet another white Christmas

    Is the UK prepared this year?

    UK snow: Britain braced for a white Christmas | Mail Online
    I'm alright Jack

    #2
    What's the success rate of long-range weather predictions like?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
      What's the success rate of long-range weather predictions like?
      UK weather: Snow forecast for parts of Britain as early as October | Mail Online


      Utter tulipe.

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        #4
        MFs Quality Sledges

        Were £15

        Now £30 as it's snowing.

        Get them while you can!

        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Problem with the sled business is it's snowing up north and £15 is a months salary.


          Down south we could afford solid gold ones at £150K each, but it's loverly and warm.

          How about, free ice cream with every sled?

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            #6
            MFs Quality Sledges

            £150 for 'down South' with a Free Cornetto


            Only £15 for North of Watford.



            'Eh up lad'

            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              MFs Quality Sledges

              Were £15

              Now £30 as it's snowing.

              Get them while you can!

              Under a tenner in B&Q yesterday.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                Under a tenner in B&Q yesterday.
                Best to short them on the stock market. Kingfisher is going bust.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Snowed all day yesterday, today and more to come overnight.

                  Despite being forecast since October no sign of any council gritters on the roads (no surprise there). Cliphead Towers is fully stocked with food, booze and ciggies since the floods last week.

                  ClientCo has no work for me until the new year but I still get to invoice

                  Get pished, get fatter, get lung cancer while playing Warcraft for a month and still get paid. No, I don't need a sledge.

                  PS still no phone or internet after a week.
                  Me, me, me...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
                    Despite being forecast since October no sign of any council gritters on the roads (no surprise there). Cliphead Towers is fully stocked with food, booze and ciggies since the floods last week.
                    Numpty - you forgot the guns, first the guns - food you can take from suckers who had wrong priorities in life.

                    HTH

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