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Ask Beaker; the comeback

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    Ask Beaker; the comeback

    Seeing as Beaker's either too modest to start the Ask Beaker ritual, or too much of a muppet to know how, I'll start.

    Beaker, if I have a 2kg bag of frozen peas (small peas) in my freezer and I've already eaten two 200 gram servings, how many peas do I have left? Not the weight, the number please!
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Seeing as Beaker's either too modest to start the Ask Beaker ritual, or too much of a muppet to know how, I'll start.

    Beaker, if I have a 2kg bag of frozen peas (small peas) in my freezer and I've already eaten two 200 gram servings, how many peas do I have left? Not the weight, the number please!
    A lot of replacement brains.
    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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      #3
      Originally posted by eek View Post
      A lot of replacement brains.
      I don't need a lot of them; I'm a tester.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        I don't need a lot of them; I'm a tester.
        Are you sure? I thought talking and thinking at the same time was beyond the ability of most testers.
        merely at clientco for the entertainment

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          #5
          Originally posted by eek View Post
          Are you sure? I thought talking and thinking at the same time was beyond the ability of most testers.
          I can multitask, me.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Seeing as Beaker's either too modest to start the Ask Beaker ritual, or too much of a muppet to know how, I'll start.

            Beaker, if I have a 2kg bag of frozen peas (small peas) in my freezer and I've already eaten two 200 gram servings, how many peas do I have left? Not the weight, the number please!
            I know this, it's a trick question -

            Allah
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #7
              Beaker never went away..
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

                Allah
                Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  I can multitask, me.
                  Does that mean you're actually a woman then?

                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    Does that mean you're actually a woman then?

                    Nah, he's just deluded enough to think he can multitask.
                    merely at clientco for the entertainment

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