Just got offered a job at SThree!!

[ChimpMaster]

Anyone else received this laughable email from Progressive?

Apparently I'm being offered the amazing opportunity to become a Trainee Recruitment Consultant! I almost wet my pants at such a great chance to start over again

First year earnings could be £30k. I can't wait

[Mich the Tester]

Anyone on planet earth not received this laughable email from Progressive?

Apparently I'm being offered the amazing opportunity to become a Trainee Recruitment Consultant! I almost wet my pants at such a great chance to start over again

First year earnings could be £30k. I can't wait

ftfy

[nomadd]

Anyone else received this laughable email from Progressive?

Apparently I'm being offered the amazing opportunity to become a Trainee Recruitment Consultant! I almost wet my pants at such a great chance to start over again

First year earnings could be £30k. I can't wait

But within another year, you'll be a millionaire, Rodney.