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    Steel Panther Tickets

    Got 3 for their show in Manchester on March 30th - Taking my son who has been itching to see them for a while and the wife. Given the nature of their shows it's a pretty safe bet that she will really hate it!

    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

    #2
    Seeing them on Sunday supporting Leppard/Crue.

    Not heard a thing by 'em though
    Gronda Gronda

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      #3
      Originally posted by the_rangdo View Post
      Seeing them on Sunday supporting Leppard/Crue.

      Not heard a thing by 'em though
      Get there early as they only have 45 mins. I went to their show in Camden last month and it was one of the best gigs I've ever been to. Absolutley pi55 funny. Take any dodgy lyric by any rock band and this lot easily trump it! And they sound good too! You tube them!

      eg Off their latest CD, the quaintly named Balls Out - Let Me Come In....it gets better as you read on!


      Sleeping on a park bench, in chilly October

      Currently homeless from a recent foreclosure

      I need a place to stay, you say you'll grant my wishes

      I got no money but you tell me I can wash the dishes!


      Sexual tension, we both can feel it

      I got a swollen member, I can't conceal it

      Slide into your Camaro, you see my circumstance

      You tell me if I stay my fantasies stay in my pants!


      CHORUS:

      Let me come in Let me come in Let me come in your house tonight!

      Let me come in Let me come in Let me sleep on your couch - alright!

      Let me come in Let me come in Let me come in your house tonight...

      Ooh yeah, Ooh yeah, wanna be with you yeah!
      Wooh!


      I know you want me, you know I want you

      Cuz you like musicians and I like people with boobs

      Your lips are soft and wet, you cheeks are smooth and rosy

      It must be nice inside, my cock will be so warm and cozy!


      Let me cum in Let me cum in Let me cum in your mouth tonight!

      Let me cum in Let me cum in, baby swallow my creamy load - don't bite!

      Let me cum in Let me cum in Let me cum in your mouth tonight...

      Ooh yeah, Ooh yeah, I'll give you somethin' to chew, yeah

      Ooh yeah, Ooh yeah, I'll give you somethin' to chew, yeah!


      You're spreadin' your legs, I see it in your eyes

      You're gettin' your eggs ready to fertilize

      Don't get yourself excited, cuz I ain't goin' there...

      Don't need no kid to support, I'm goin' up in your rear!


      Let me cum in Let me cum in Let me cum in your ass tonight!

      Let me cum in Let me cum in your gluteus maximus - so tight!

      Let me cum in Let me cum in Let me cum in your ass tonight...

      Let me cum in Let me cum in your super-duper pooper yeah!

      Ooh yeah, Ooh yeah, somethin' new to you, yeah!

      Ooh yeah, Ooh yeah, somethin' new to you, yeah!


      Nothin' new to you! Wooh!
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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        #4
        Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
        Off their latest CD, the quaintly named Balls Out - Let Me Come In....
        Can't remember who it was but some 70s band did a number called "I'm In You" (no irony there either).

        Zappa's "I've Been in You" was a send up of this song.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
          Get there early as they only have 45 mins. I went to their show in Camden last month and it was one of the best gigs I've ever been to. Absolutley pi55 funny. Take any dodgy lyric by any rock band and this lot easily trump it! And they sound good too! You tube them!


          D@mn, maybe I should have listened to the CD my mate lent me afterall.

          I've got the weekend to revise
          Gronda Gronda

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            #6
            Originally posted by the_rangdo View Post
            D@mn, maybe I should have listened to the CD my mate lent me afterall.

            I've got the weekend to revise
            Look on youtube for

            Fat Girl Thaar She Blows
            Weenie Ride
            Gold Digging Whore
            Just Like Tiger Woods
            Stripper Girl

            That will give you something to expect

            As I said, my wife is going to hate them!
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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