Guess what the sign means

**SimonMac** · 9 December 2011, 13:27

No dick heads without a ticket?

**ASB** · 9 December 2011, 13:27

If you come through here without a ticket you must be a dickhead.

Edit: beaten to it.

**Mich the Tester** · 9 December 2011, 13:28

No Tickets for Autofellationists.

**PAH** · 9 December 2011, 13:42

Too obvious:

"All animals kick here for a ticket to enter. Unless you're the elephant sucking a football."

It's at the circus tradesman entrance and they had to put that sign up to stop the elephant getting stuck in the door.

**DimPrawn** · 9 December 2011, 13:43

Gricer sucks his own ticket.

**Mich the Tester** · 9 December 2011, 13:49

Originally posted by Sysman View Post

I haven't a clue myself, so thought that it might be an entertaining Friday afternoon exercise for CUK.

Ah yes! I think I get it; the clue is in the little red foot on the pole on the right.

You're supposed to kick the pole on the little red foot, but they're warning you against kicking too hard in case your foot flies onward and you kick yourself in the head. Maybe.

Guess what the sign means