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Hurricane on the way for Southern England

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    #1

    Hurricane on the way for Southern England

    Thursday night into Friday morning

    From metcheck

    The second, and potentially more severe, storm is expected to sweep in on Thursday night and Friday. Confidence is still low-moderate at this stage with regards to details, timings and intensity, but severe gales to storm force winds could well develop in some regions, with winds gusting between 80 and 100mph in places, making for a potentially very powerful and life threatening storm.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.
    Tags: hurricane
    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Thursday night into Friday morning

    From metcheck
    Why? Are you driving this way blubbing?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      What are you loit going to call it? Hurricane SpiltShandy? Hurricane Bedwetter?
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        #4
        Sounds like a great day to attempt a mini land yacht speed record which is currently 59.6 mph.

        Pity I'm working.
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          #5
          Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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            #6
            Originally posted by v8gaz View Post
            What are you loit going to call it? Hurricane SpiltShandy? Hurricane Bedwetter?
            WHS

            How are you southern poofters going to deal with this ?

            Last week, we had a few pints of heavy and offered our hurricane a fight in the carpark. It soon pissed off rather than get a kicking

            Maybe you should all have a half a mild and see if you can deal with it by playing cribbage or something
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              WHS

              How are you southern poofters going to deal with this ?

              Last week, we had a few pints of heavy and offered our hurricane a fight in the carpark. It soon pissed off rather than get a kicking

              Maybe you should all have a half a mild and see if you can deal with it by playing cribbage or something
              We had mild gusts last week and it seriously upset my aubretias. I cried.
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                #8
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                WHS

                How are you southern poofters going to deal with this ?
                We will deal with it by sitting tight and thanking God we don't live north of the Watford Gap.

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                  #9
                  soft sutherners

                  Hurricane Bawbag - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

                  this is how we handle it up north

                  Hurricane Bawbag: Our t-shirts go down a storm as Scots say goodbye to winds - The Daily Record

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                    Originally posted by mrdonuts View Post
                    Hurricane Bawbag - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

                    this is how we handle it up north

                    Hurricane Bawbag: Our t-shirts go down a storm as Scots say goodbye to winds - The Daily Record
                    I believe it's traditional for the first letter of hurricane names to follow the sequence of the alphabet. So what's next? Hurricane Chugnut?

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