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Lads mag or rapist?

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    Lads mag or rapist?

    Eight of these quotes are from lads' mags, eight are from convicted rapists. Can you tell the difference?

    Shocking stuff.

    1. There's a certain way you can tell that a girl wants to have sex . . . The way they dress, they flaunt themselves.

    2. Some girls walk around in short-shorts . . . showing their body off . . . It just starts a man thinking that if he gets something like that, what can he do with it?

    3. A girl may like anal sex because it makes her feel incredibly naughty and she likes feeling like a dirty slut. If this is the case, you can try all sorts of humiliating acts to help live out her filthy fantasy.

    4. Mascara running down the cheeks means they've just been crying, and it was probably your fault . . . but you can cheer up the miserable beauty with a bit of the old in and out.

    5. What burns me up sometimes about girls is dick-teasers. They lead a man on and then shut him off right there.

    6. Filthy talk can be such a turn on for a girl . . . no one wants to be shagged by a mouse . . . A few compliments won't do any harm either . . . ‘I bet you want it from behind you dirty whore' . . .

    7. You know girls in general are all right. But some of them are bitches . . . The bitches are the type that . . . need to have it stuffed to them hard and heavy.

    8. Escorts . . . they know exactly how to turn a man on. I've given up on girlfriends. They don't know how to satisfy me, but escorts do.

    9. You'll find most girls will be reluctant about going to bed with somebody or crawling in the back seat of a car . . . But you can usually seduce them, and they'll do it willingly.

    10. There's nothing quite like a woman standing in the dock accused of murder in a sex game gone wrong . . . The possibility of murder does bring a certain frisson to the bedroom.

    11. Girls ask for it by wearing these mini-skirts and hotpants . . . they're just displaying their body . . . Whether they realise it or not they're saying, ‘Hey, I've got a beautiful body, and it's yours if you want it.'

    12. You do not want to be caught red-handed . . . go and smash her on a park bench. That used to be my trick.

    13. Some women are domineering, but I think it's more or less the man who should put his foot down. The man is supposed to be the man. If he acts the man, the woman won't be domineering.

    14. I think if a law is passed, there should be a dress code . . . When girls dress in those short skirts and things like that, they're just asking for it.

    15. Girls love being tied up . . . it gives them the chance to be the helpless victim.

    16. I think girls are like plasticine, if you warm them up you can do anything you want with them.
    Can You Tell The Difference Between A Men's Magazine And A Rapist?

    #2
    Ouch

    That is quite difficult. Scary they are allowed to sell that perverse stuff.
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      #3
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      Ouch

      That is quite difficult. Scary they are allowed to sell that perverse stuff.
      mmmm

      devils advocate here. but

      we all have an idea about right and wrong.

      we all agree that mugging old women is wrong.

      I have NEVER heard of an old woman who said 'actually I quite like it. I even fantasise about it'

      but when it comes to females, I know from personal experience that some have some very unusual ideas


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        #4
        Indeed. Although, to be fair, the quotes are taken out of context.

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          #5
          Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
          Indeed. Although, to be fair, the quotes are taken out of context.
          aye.

          I mean, if that spotty geek from the end of the street burst into your kitchen, bent you over the table and slipped you one, you would want him hanged. and rightly so

          but if it was George Clooney, you would probbly offer him a herbal tea so he could keep his strength up

          and thats half the problem. Spotty geeks the world over think they are G Clooney
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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            mmmm

            devils advocate here. but

            we all have an idea about right and wrong.

            we all agree that mugging old women is wrong.

            I have NEVER heard of an old woman who said 'actually I quite like it. I even fantasise about it'

            but when it comes to females, I know from personal experience that some have some very unusual ideas


            Sure - and it's a valid point in that a man who's girlfriend wants such stuff realises it's perfectly normal and doesn't make her some sort of slut / pervert, but the language here doesn't exactly present this information in the context of a respectful relationship.

            e.g.

            "Girls love being tied up . . . it gives them the chance to be the helpless victim."

            I'm sure most people have done this. Presented as: "It's fine to act out fantasies in the bedroom if you both want to" is good. Stating blankly that girls want to be helpless victims is dangerous. But, as said, the quotes are taken out of their context, so it's possible that the article did give a more balance.

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              #7
              Originally posted by vetran View Post
              Ouch

              That is quite difficult. Scary they are allowed to sell that perverse stuff.
              Scary? This is the home of the anti-regulation free marketeers. If there is a market for it, surely they should be able to sell it.

              What is scary is that people want to buy it. And the free market, of course.

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                aye.

                I mean, if that spotty geek from the end of the street burst into your kitchen, bent you over the table and slipped you one, you would want him hanged. and rightly so

                but if it was George Clooney, you would probbly offer him a herbal tea so he could keep his strength up

                and thats half the problem. Spotty geeks the world over think they are G Clooney
                Is it wrong to say LOL?
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  aye.

                  I mean, if that spotty geek from the end of the street burst into your kitchen, bent you over the table and slipped you one, you would want him hanged. and rightly so

                  but if it was George Clooney, you would probbly offer him a Nespresso Coffee so he could keep his strength up

                  and thats half the problem. Spotty geeks the world over think they are G Clooney
                  To be honest I wouldn't be best pleased with either option.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
                    To be honest I wouldn't be best pleased with either option.
                    I haven't even got a kitchen table!

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