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A real Oh Dear.: Never fancy an online model again

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    A real Oh Dear.: Never fancy an online model again



    Same girl, not even real
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

    #2
    These days even some real women have fake breasts.

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      #3
      Uh I don't know, I just see it as one step closer to the ultimate scientific goal that is...

      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        These days even some real women have fake breasts.
        Some fake women have real breasts as well. Now that's
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          Now yer talking.

          Then again:



          One's illusions are quite shattered.
          Ah, the other important scientific goal would be a time machine.
          Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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            #6
            Is there anything unsexier than a skinny fashion model anyway? What I want is Keira Knightley's face on Dawn French's body.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              Is there anything unsexier than a skinny fashion model anyway? What I want is Keira Knightley's face on Dawn French's body.
              Whereabouts on her body?
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Hey! That's a brill idea! MMm.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Now yer talking.

                  Then again:



                  One's illusions are quite shattered.
                  Not a bit of it - just put a bra on my head and hook another barbie to my PC and job done. A new one is formed!
                  Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                  I preferred version 1!

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