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    Higgs Boson found.....

    It was in my sock drawer all the time, I hid it there and have decided to fess up.

    I'll put it back, promise.

    Yes, pub lunch-tastic!

    #2
    I'd rather find Mrs Higg's Bosom.

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      #3
      Originally posted by stek View Post
      It was in my sock drawer all the time, I hid it there and have decided to fess up.

      I'll put it back, promise.

      Yes, pub lunch-tastic!
      I think there's one in my sock drawer too. It keeps nicking my socks.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        I think there's one in my sock drawer too. It keeps nicking my socks.
        It's what gives your socks mass.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          I think there's one in my sock drawer too. It keeps nicking my socks.
          I think you're getting confused between a particle accelerator and your tumble dryer.

          Easy mistake to make.

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            #6
            Originally posted by stek View Post
            It's what gives your socks mass.
            I know. But that doesn't mean it has a right to steal them.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
              I think you're getting confused between a particle accelerator and your tumble dryer.

              Easy mistake to make.
              They do look quite similar don't they?

              No, I blame the sock monster.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                BBC News - LHC: Higgs boson 'may have been glimpsed'

                LHC: Higgs boson 'may have been glimpsed'

                But the LHC does not yet have enough data to claim a discovery.

                Presumably they need several more billion to find it?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  BBC News - LHC: Higgs boson 'may have been glimpsed'

                  LHC: Higgs boson 'may have been glimpsed'

                  But the LHC does not yet have enough data to claim a discovery.

                  Presumably they need several more billion to find it?
                  That must have been when I opened my sock drawer this month.

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