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    Kim Jong Il has died

    says the bbc
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

    #2
    Originally posted by chef View Post
    "North Korea's state-run news agency, KCNA, urged people to unite behind the younger Kim. "

    ...or you will be shot

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      #3
      That explains both the new star witnessed in the heavens last night, and this morning's golden dawn in the east, which is accompanied by an iron resolve to step forward with pride from the Age of Prosperity bequeathed by the Dear Leader into a complete and historically valid society consistent with the teachings of national self-reliance.

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        #4
        Hopefully to celebrate the bbc can show Team America on continuous looped play.

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          #5
          He's to be replaced by a clone called Kim;



          Kim Jong Un
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Phew, thought you said King Kong for a second.

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              #7
              Now he doesn't have to be "So Ronery, So Ronery .....!" anymore.

              warning some strong language on the audio ..

              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdug6yHJB40
              Last edited by sbakoola; 19 December 2011, 08:50.

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                #8
                His Korea is over then.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sbakoola View Post
                  Now he doesn't have to be "So Ronery, So Ronery .....!" any more.

                  warning some strong language on the audio ..

                  So Ronery - YouTube
                  I haven't go time to watch that! Have you any idea how f**king busy I am?
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #10
                    Kim Jong Il is now Kim Jong Dead

                    The successor was educated at Bern International School. Changes in policy in N. Korea are not to be anticipated...
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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