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WTF! The inlaws and almost family have arrived for Xmas.

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    WTF! The inlaws and almost family have arrived for Xmas.

    I haven't even finished work! They're here for a week!!!

    Come home and there's another six people in the house!!!

    Fricking retired people and spongers.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    How is your sledge spekulating doing?

    It's pretty warm December so far...

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      How is your sledge spekulating doing?

      It's pretty warm December so far...
      FFS! I said weeks ago I didn't buy any sledges as it was obvious it was going to be warm. Did you not get the memo?!
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Have they got 'Wayne' with them ?
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #5
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Did you not get the memo?!
          Nope, I was too busy invoicing.

          Well, it was a good call.

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            I haven't even finished work! They're here for a week!!!

            Come home and there's another six people in the house!!!

            Fricking retired people and spongers.
            Put them to work; cleaning, wrapping presents and cooking dinner - will not come again next year

            Worked for me!

            PS - if that fails I suggest Xmas down the pub
            Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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              #7
              Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
              Put them to work; cleaning, wrapping presents and cooking dinner - will not come again next year
              They'll just invite MF to visit them next time

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                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                They'll just invite MF to visit them next time
                1. Refuse

                2. Turn up drunk

                3. Move

                Failing that as a contractor - 2 weeks holiday skiing/cruise Come on MF grow a pair!
                Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Fricking retired people and spongers.
                  Wot no in-law totty worth a drunken Christmas grope with?

                  going to be a long week!
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    My god, they're on to Euro Politics, global warming, Germans, War , Sports Personality of the Year and what they had for lunch!!!

                    Groundhog day.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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