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MarillionFan
22nd December 2011, 19:13
I haven't even finished work! They're here for a week!!!

Come home and there's another six people in the house!!!:tantrum:

Fricking retired people and spongers.:suicide:

AtW
22nd December 2011, 19:27
How is your sledge spekulating doing?

It's pretty warm December so far...

MarillionFan
22nd December 2011, 19:28
How is your sledge spekulating doing?

It's pretty warm December so far...

FFS! I said weeks ago I didn't buy any sledges as it was obvious it was going to be warm. Did you not get the memo?!

TestMangler
22nd December 2011, 19:30
Have they got 'Wayne' with them ? :laugh

AtW
22nd December 2011, 19:32
Did you not get the memo?!

Nope, I was too busy invoicing.

Well, it was a good call.

zara_backdog
22nd December 2011, 19:36
I haven't even finished work! They're here for a week!!!

Come home and there's another six people in the house!!!:tantrum:

Fricking retired people and spongers.:suicide:

Put them to work; cleaning, wrapping presents and cooking dinner - will not come again next year :happy

Worked for me!

PS - if that fails I suggest Xmas down the pub

AtW
22nd December 2011, 19:40
Put them to work; cleaning, wrapping presents and cooking dinner - will not come again next year :happy

They'll just invite MF to visit them next time :laugh

zara_backdog
22nd December 2011, 19:43
They'll just invite MF to visit them next time :laugh

1. Refuse

2. Turn up drunk

3. Move

Failing that as a contractor - 2 weeks holiday skiing/cruise Come on MF grow a pair!

Troll
22nd December 2011, 20:32
Fricking retired people and spongers.:suicide:Wot no in-law totty worth a drunken Christmas grope with?

going to be a long week!

MarillionFan
22nd December 2011, 22:32
My god, they're on to Euro Politics, global warming, Germans, War , Sports Personality of the Year and what they had for lunch!!!

Groundhog day.:nerd

Ruprect
22nd December 2011, 22:36
I haven't even finished work! They're here for a week!!!

Come home and there's another six people in the house!!!:tantrum:

Fricking retired people and spongers.:suicide:

With you! I feel sorry for the poor b@stards!

Ruprect
22nd December 2011, 22:37
Wot no in-law totty worth a drunken Christmas grope with?

going to be a long week!

GILF?

wim121
23rd December 2011, 00:03
Come home and there's another six people in the house!!!:tantrum:

Fricking retired people and spongers.:suicide:

Ughhh how annoying. How is one supposed to watch porn with that many people around?

In a thread a while back about children, don't I recall correctly that you have charged children rent in the past?

If so, I see an opportunity for profit. Tell the old spongers they have some spare money since they have free bus passes, so they need to pay for their meals. Shake around your hat before every meal and get some money back.

Six people x 3 meals a day x £5 a meal = £90 a day. Enough to get a different hooker each night, eat out and get yourself a hotel room and be alone in peace and quiet.

Spacecadet
23rd December 2011, 06:42
Six people x 3 meals a day x £5 a meal = £90 a day. Enough to get a different hooker each night, eat out and get yourself a hotel room and be alone in peace and quiet.

£90 would get you a macdonalds meal, a travel lodge and AndyW's mum for company

ThomasSoerensen
23rd December 2011, 08:17
My god, they're on to Euro Politics, global warming, Germans, War , Sports Personality of the Year and what they had for lunch!!!

Groundhog day.:nerd

So at least they got your memo about this years accepted conversational topics from you.

Support Monkey
23rd December 2011, 08:28
My god, they're on to Euro Politics, global warming, Germans, War , Sports Personality of the Year and what they had for lunch!!!

Groundhog day.:nerd

Thats all you need, them all talking about your work, posting on contractorUk forum:laugh