Toot

[MarillionFan]

All the presents given. What's the worst toot you received today?

For me

A scrabble mug
A bottle of home made cider
A wooden puzzle
A Mensa book(come on people use some imagination)
A 'matching' Xmas jumper with snowman for me and the father in law, followed with a trip to the pub with the obvious one wag pointing and laughing about the hilarious matching jumpers. Twat.

[AtW]

What did you give, half price vouchers for sledges?

[TestMangler]

The wife wasn't to please with what I bought her this year.

She got a pair of slippers and a dildo.

If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go f**k herself

Merry Christmas.

[Moscow Mule]

A Guinness pint glass and a Guinness bottle opener.

I don't even like effin Guinness.

[MarillionFan]

What did you give, half price vouchers for sledges?

I bought myself a Wii.

Sorry I mean the wife.

[norrahe]

I got a bottle of 15 year old Glenlivet.
The bad thing is I can't take it back to cloggers as we're only doing hand luggage.

I will have to make my best efforts to drink that and help Mr N with his Dalwhinnie.

[mudskipper]

Most stuff was good.

Strangest was an Easter Island heads ice cube tray.

Geekiest was touch screen gloves (i.e. special tips to thumb and forefinger that work with capacitive touchscreen). Which could potentially be useful except I lost my HTC desire a couple of weeks ago so am using ancient iPAQ at the moment.

Least imaginitive was cheap bottle of bubbly from agent.

[Zippy]

Least imaginitive was cheap bottle of bubbly from agent.

I got an e-card from mine. The cow.

[norrahe]

I got an e-card from mine. The cow.

I got some dodgy red from mine.

[norrahe]

I got a bottle of 15 year old Glenlivet.
The bad thing is I can't take it back to cloggers as we're only doing hand luggage.

I will have to make my best efforts to drink that and help Mr N with his Dalwhinnie.

Now moved in to the 18 year old Glenlivet