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    Electronic fags

    Bought meself some e-fags to help quit. Benefits include :

    I get to "smoke" them in the house.
    The benefits of quitting still take place eg I don't smell of fags, my lungs clear themselves, I get my sense of smell back (I stink btw )
    The saucepan lids don't give me stick for puffing on them cos they know they're not real fags and will help me quit.

    The down sides include :

    Sitting here for the last bastid 40 minutes waiting for them to charge
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Suity old chap.

    Read the Allen Carr book.

    Don't piss around with e-cigs, patches and bollocks like that.

    Read the book man and do it tonight.
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #3
      Good for you suity. I don't even smoke but I bought some - great laugh, especially watching the self-righteous going apoplectic in pubs watching you "smoke".

      Minty propylene glycol goodness....mmmmm...

      Suggest you buy at least three batteries and two chargers.

      I got the njoys/halo from smokersangel website.
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #4
        Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
        Suity old chap.

        Read the Allen Carr book.

        Don't piss around with e-cigs, patches and bollocks like that.

        Read the book man and do it tonight.
        I have 3 kids under that age of 8 and it's the Christmas holidays. The e-cig stays.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Got the thread title wrong and expected some:

          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            I have 3 kids under that age of 8 and it's the Christmas holidays. The e-cig stays.
            And I've got an 18 year old daughter and a (ten year) premature grandaughter in mine

            Keep the e-cig, but do yourself a favour, read that book. If you have a look on the net (maybe in that bay that pirates live in) you can download a PDF copy. Carry on with the e-cig if you want, but read the book. Trust me, you'll be glad you did
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #7
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              And I've got an 18 year old daughter and a (ten year) premature grandaughter in mine

              Keep the e-cig, but do yourself a favour, read that book. If you have a look on the net (maybe in that bay that pirates live in) you can download a PDF copy. Carry on with the e-cig if you want, but read the book. Trust me, you'll be glad you did
              The message is received loud and clear and will be acted upon. Got some reading ahead of me. Thanks dude
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                The message is received loud and clear and will be acted upon. Got some reading ahead of me. Thanks dude
                Good man Suity. Go for it and let Uncle Mangler know how you get on.
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #9
                  Smokers who can't give up

                  Pfffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Smokers who can't give up

                    Pfffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt.
                    And you smoked right?
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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