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suityou01
27th December 2011, 19:42
Bought meself some e-fags to help quit. Benefits include :

I get to "smoke" them in the house.
The benefits of quitting still take place eg I don't smell of fags, my lungs clear themselves, I get my sense of smell back (I stink btw :D )
The saucepan lids don't give me stick for puffing on them cos they know they're not real fags and will help me quit.

The down sides include :

Sitting here for the last bastid 40 minutes waiting for them to charge :tantrum:

TestMangler
27th December 2011, 19:46
Suity old chap.

Read the Allen Carr book.

Don't piss around with e-cigs, patches and bollocks like that.

Read the book man and do it tonight.

hyperD
27th December 2011, 19:46
Good for you suity. I don't even smoke but I bought some - great laugh, especially watching the self-righteous going apoplectic in pubs watching you "smoke".

Minty propylene glycol goodness....mmmmm...

Suggest you buy at least three batteries and two chargers.

I got the njoys/halo from smokersangel website.

suityou01
27th December 2011, 20:07
Suity old chap.

Read the Allen Carr book.

Don't piss around with e-cigs, patches and bollocks like that.

Read the book man and do it tonight.

I have 3 kids under that age of 8 and it's the Christmas holidays. The e-cig stays. :D

darmstadt
27th December 2011, 20:09
Got the thread title wrong and expected some:

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TestMangler
27th December 2011, 20:11
I have 3 kids under that age of 8 and it's the Christmas holidays. The e-cig stays. :D

And I've got an 18 year old daughter and a (ten year) premature grandaughter in mine :eek

Keep the e-cig, but do yourself a favour, read that book. If you have a look on the net (maybe in that bay that pirates live in) you can download a PDF copy. Carry on with the e-cig if you want, but read the book. Trust me, you'll be glad you did :smokin

suityou01
27th December 2011, 20:13
And I've got an 18 year old daughter and a (ten year) premature grandaughter in mine :eek

Keep the e-cig, but do yourself a favour, read that book. If you have a look on the net (maybe in that bay that pirates live in) you can download a PDF copy. Carry on with the e-cig if you want, but read the book. Trust me, you'll be glad you did :smokin

The message is received loud and clear and will be acted upon. Got some reading ahead of me. Thanks dude :hug:

TestMangler
27th December 2011, 20:24
The message is received loud and clear and will be acted upon. Got some reading ahead of me. Thanks dude :hug:

Good man Suity. Go for it and let Uncle Mangler know how you get on.

MarillionFan
27th December 2011, 20:39
Smokers who can't give up :winker:

Pfffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt.

suityou01
27th December 2011, 20:43
Smokers who can't give up :winker:

Pfffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt.

And you smoked right? :rolleyes:

MarillionFan
27th December 2011, 20:46
And you smoked right? :rolleyes:

No. Never smoked. Never even tried it.

Willpower you see coupled with 'my body is a temple' mentality.

darmstadt
27th December 2011, 20:54
Smokers who can't give up :winker:

Pfffffffffffftttttttttttttttttt.

Smokers who are thinking about it whilst sitting here in my hotel room having a oily and can still have a puff or two in the pub makes it hard :frown

TestMangler
27th December 2011, 20:58
No. Never smoked. Never even tried it.

Willpower you see coupled with 'my body is a temple' mentality.


Temple Of Bhudda possibly. He was a fat fu**er too :laugh

suityou01
27th December 2011, 21:01
No. Never smoked. Never even tried it.

Willpower you see coupled with 'my body is a temple' mentality.

So you mean you never tried it, never got hooked and then had the balls to give it up?

Bedwetter :winker:

administrator
27th December 2011, 21:03
Giving up is really easy. Done it five times now.
















IGMC

mudskipper
27th December 2011, 21:04
I gave up on willpower alone.

But then I also cycled from Lands End to John O' Groats....

;)

Good luck - do it for the kids.

MarillionFan
27th December 2011, 21:07
So you mean you never tried it, never got hooked and then had the balls to give it up?

Bedwetter :winker:

Wow. You've never got the hang of this baiting lark have you, you halitosis lung cancer prone yellow fingered stinkbag.

suityou01
27th December 2011, 21:13
Wow. You've never got the hang of this baiting lark have you, you halitosis lung cancer prone yellow fingered stinkbag.

Yes I have and thanks for the evidence :D

mudskipper
27th December 2011, 21:15
Temple Of Bhudda possibly. He was a fat fu**er too :laugh

Saw 'I have the body of a god .... shame it's Budda' T-shirts. Was going to buy one for hubby for Christmas, but the shop only had them in size XS. WTF???

Cliphead
27th December 2011, 21:23
I'll go cold turkey on the 2nd. Did it before and it works for me (for about 6 months). After 4-5 days I usually don't feel much like a ciggie and can hold out.

suityou01
27th December 2011, 21:31
I'll go cold turkey on the 2nd. Did it before and it works for me (for about 6 months). After 4-5 days I usually don't feel much like a ciggie and can hold out.

I quit before (3 years) then this fookin smoking ban came in :(

All me mates disappear outside for a fag (and chat) every 20 mins)

Not much fun for us non smokers inside sat there on our own :(

MarillionFan
27th December 2011, 21:34
I quit before (3 years) then this fookin smoking ban came in :(

All me mates disappear outside for a fag (and chat) every 20 mins)

Not much fun for us non smokers inside sat there on our own :(

Mates??

Now I know this is a windup.

vetran
28th December 2011, 21:16
No. Never smoked. Never even tried it.

Willpower you see coupled with 'my body is a temple' mentality.

Allegedly a whole temple complex. Think the Vatican or Mecca.

MF where is your compassion? Oh you probably haven't seen it for a while, like other things?

Wife is that, never smoked can't understand why I have trouble giving it up.:smokin Of course she is wonderful I know because she never stops telling me so.

Love her dearly but could really enjoy a smoke now.:tantrum:

Mr.Whippy
28th December 2011, 21:22
Stop being such a girly wuss. man up and ditch the smokes.

MarillionFan
28th December 2011, 21:25
Allegedly a whole temple complex. Think the Vatican or Mecca.

MF where is your compassion? Oh you probably haven't seen it for a while, like other things?

Wife is that, never smoked can't understand why I have trouble giving it up.:smokin Of course she is wonderful I know because she never stops telling me so.

Love her dearly but could really enjoy a smoke now.:tantrum:

Compassion.

You big girl. It's only smoking FFS, it's not as if it's something properly addictive like masturbation or posting on CUK.

Get a ******* grip man. :mad

MarillionFan
29th December 2011, 10:46
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d000hg
29th December 2011, 13:35
Bought meself some e-fags to help quit. The down sides include:

Looking like an utter bell-end.Good luck quitting though.

GeorgeB
29th December 2011, 14:14
Suity old chap.

Read the Allen Carr book.

Don't piss around with e-cigs, patches and bollocks like that.

Read the book man and do it tonight.

The Allen Carr book is really good.

He is such a funny guy :rollin:

:smokin:smokin

Spacecadet
29th December 2011, 14:55
Only quitters quit. Are you a quitter?

suityou01
29th December 2011, 16:20
Only quitters quit. Are you a quitter?

I AM the right man for this job then :D

Went to the pub with my FIL today

Got the beers in, chalked the first game of darts

An aroma of fresh fag smoke entered the pub and all my smoking hackles were on end

I even forgot my fookin e-fags!!!!!

Drank lots of ale and concentrated on my darts :)

It helps that today is the anniversary of the death of SY02 mate's dad (54) who died of heart disease through smoking, while I feel sorry for her I give my kids a squeeze and put today's cravings behind me, before taking a big lug on my e-cig now I am at home

MarillionFan
29th December 2011, 16:22
I AM the right man for this job then :D

Went to the pub with my FIL today

Got the beers in, chalked the first game of darts

An aroma of fresh fag smoke entered the pub and all my smoking hackles were on end

I even forgot my fookin e-fags!!!!!

Drank lots of ale and concentrated on my darts :)

It helps that today is the anniversary of the death of SY02 mate's dad (54) who died of heart disease through smoking, while I feel sorry for her I give my kids a squeeze and put today's cravings behind me, before taking a big lug on my e-cig now I am at home

My god that's a tenuous link. That's like a Bob at work who said he needed time off to go to his village because his wifes mates grandfather had died.

suityou01
29th December 2011, 17:46
My god that's a tenuous link. That's like a Bob at work who said he needed time off to go to his village because his wifes mates grandfather had died.

And ........

I am that Bob!!!!!! :D

http://www.beogradskioglasi.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/1308112877-67.jpg

MarillionFan
29th December 2011, 17:51
And ........

I am that Bob!!!!!! :D

http://www.beogradskioglasi.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/1308112877-67.jpg

My god! Isn't that Simon Mac returning to Bolton from his Spanish villa. :laugh

d000hg
29th December 2011, 18:56
What is so good about this book then?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DYQmcESKL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Look-who-Story-Alan-Carr/dp/0007278233)

TestMangler
29th December 2011, 19:10
What is so good about this book then?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DYQmcESKL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Look-who-Story-Alan-Carr/dp/0007278233)

That's lame, even for a cock-socket such as your self.

I think you'll find he was told to read the 'Allen Carr' book, still if a bit of gay-chat floats your boat, then you stick with that one :winker:

d000hg
29th December 2011, 19:13
Homophobic much?

TiroFijo
30th December 2011, 08:54
Wow. You've never got the hang of this baiting lark have you, you halitosis lung cancer prone yellow fingered stinkbag.

Hehe, I've never met a smoker who wasn't the above. May you all get the lung cancer you deserve :laugh