Welcoming Mr Chomondley-Warner
Festive greetings,
It is I, the great Mr Chomondley-Warner. I have long been retired but as you know have an interest in all things futuristic/scientific, and like to keep current. Hopefully you will let me into your forum to not only learn and observe but also to contribute from my vast wealth of knowledge.
My housekeeper, Ellie-Mae, has been on at me for months now to join up. I don't usually listen to the nonsense spouted from overly precocious women folk, let alone those in my employ, but on this one occasion I have granted her a little slack. This is very modern isn't it?
Anyway, before I ramble on, I would be keen to engage with the learned folk on here about current affairs, popular culture, the arts, and how you arrange your shag.
Looking forward to my time on here with gay abandon.
Yours,
Reggie
It is I, the great Mr Chomondley-Warner. I have long been retired but as you know have an interest in all things futuristic/scientific, and like to keep current. Hopefully you will let me into your forum to not only learn and observe but also to contribute from my vast wealth of knowledge.
My housekeeper, Ellie-Mae, has been on at me for months now to join up. I don't usually listen to the nonsense spouted from overly precocious women folk, let alone those in my employ, but on this one occasion I have granted her a little slack. This is very modern isn't it?
Anyway, before I ramble on, I would be keen to engage with the learned folk on here about current affairs, popular culture, the arts, and how you arrange your shag.
Looking forward to my time on here with gay abandon.
Yours,
Reggie
Cholmondley
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