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mudskipper
31st December 2011, 23:25
I reckon...

He bought his kid a hobby horse for Christmas. Got a bit pissed and decided to show him how it works.

He's now in A&E getting a wooden pole removed from his jacksy.

EternalOptimist
1st January 2012, 11:44
heh heh

sasguru mutant clone bot
1st January 2012, 11:49
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MarillionFan
1st January 2012, 15:13
I reckon...

He bought his kid a hobby horse for Christmas. Got a bit pissed and decided to show him how it works.

He's now in A&E getting a wooden pole removed from his jacksy.

Its one of the following

A) There was a massive fight in the pub. Being a trained cage fighter I took on the whole pub, hitting, kicking and choking out the entire pub until a guy dressed as a Japanese samurai attacked me with a sword, in disarming him he stabbed me in the arse.
B) Someone fell in the harbour and I heroically jumped into save them. During the rescue I was attacked by a great white shark which bit me on the arse
C) I slipped on some beer on a pub dance floor and fell backwards on to a pint glass which cut my arse.

AtW
1st January 2012, 15:56
C) I slipped on some beer on a pub dance floor and fell backwards on to a pint glass which cut my arse.

http://cdn.blisstree.com/files/2008/10/draft-4734-big.jpg

BrilloPad
2nd January 2012, 19:43
Being a trained cage fighter

Could we see you up against Churchill sometime?

suityou01
2nd January 2012, 19:58
Could we see you up against Churchill sometime?

:puke:

Get a piccie if you do and send it to

Up the arse corner
Viz
Newcastle

:rolleyes: