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I was so looking forward to going back to work

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    I was so looking forward to going back to work



    Contractions started @ 2:45am

    Now every 5 minutes or so, but it doesn't stop her pottering about in the kitchen.

    On course for the home birth.

    Anyone for a sweep on when the waters will go? I've got 12:30 lunchtime. To the nearest 30 mins please.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    A very exciting time - I am very happy for you.

    Can I go for high noon?

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      A very exciting time - I am very happy for you.

      Can I go for high noon?
      Yes Wyatt you can. High noon it is for BP.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        A typical Suity project. 12 days over schedule, still hasn't completed and he's on CUK asking for help.

        I bet when the ambulance turns up it's manned by Bob.

        3:45pm by sunroof.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          #5
          Ohhh exciting (I guess as have never & will never be in that situation )

          I’m going for 11.30: just so as to mess up your lunch time

          Here’s to it all going to plan
          Growing old is mandatory
          Growing up is optional

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            #6
            Good luck with it all!

            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Contractions started @ 2:45am
            I mis-read as contractors and thought this was a rant about your new client taking the pee to start with
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              A typical Suity project. 12 days over schedule, still hasn't completed and he's on CUK asking for help..
              Awww don’t be mean: how about a New Year’s resolution of not being such a antagonistic git all the time: maybe just 3 hours a day?
              Growing old is mandatory
              Growing up is optional

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                #8
                Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                Awww don’t be mean: how about a New Year’s resolution of not being such a antagonistic git all the time: maybe just 3 hours a day?
                Between 2 & 5, in the am.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
                  Awww don’t be mean: how about a New Year’s resolution of not being such a antagonistic git all the time: maybe just 3 hours a day?
                  Actually I thought that was rather good, I'm sure SY took it the right way (he'd never mis-read a simple joke as a personal attack and massively overreact )
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    Actually I thought that was rather good, I'm sure SY took it the right way (he'd never mis-read a simple joke as a personal attack and massively overreact )
                    ffs

                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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