1st divorce of the year - sweepstake

[Pondlife]

A quick looky at the 1st page of General.

Bensey has decided future vacations will be tent based.

MF is having a midlife crisis and wants to blow 25K on a car race.

Soupy is subjecting the missus to Beach Boys based guitar torture.

My money is going on psychocandy though.




no offence intended chaps

[Spacecadet]

I think it will be AtW... about 15 days after he's given us the first CUK wedding of 2012

[MarillionFan]

I think it will be AtW... about 15 days after he's given us the first CUK wedding of 2012

Why is he marrying Sinead O'Conner?

[SimonMac]

Churchy and CM after going on Jeremy Kyle to get the results from the paternity test

[Churchill]

Why is he marrying Sinead O'Conner?

Because she's the only bird that will marry him.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, <---- next time use one of these, I have plenty to spare.

[MarillionFan]

Because she's the only bird that will marry him.

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, <---- next time use one of these, I have plenty to spare.

Do you have a chameleon as well?

[DodgyAgent]

Churchy and CM after going on Jeremy Kyle to get the results from the paternity test

[wim121]

Nobody thinks anyone like suity then? Didnt he just have another kid? Always extra stress to a relationship ....

[BrilloPad]

Nobody thinks anyone like suity then? Didnt he just have another kid? Always extra stress to a relationship ....

Beyond the first its quite easy. At least in the early days. You know what you have the do - the issue with the first child is continually referring to the instruction manual.

Top tip - never discard the packaging your baby comes in. You never know when it might prove handy.

[SimonMac]

Nobody thinks anyone like suity then? Didnt he just have another kid? Always extra stress to a relationship ....

They are HAVING the sprog as we speak

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...back-work.html