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DimPrawn
8th May 2006, 15:20
I think it would be good to summarise all the great wisdom that has surfaced here on CUK over the years.

Feel free to add to the list.

1. Buying a house is a waste of time. You'll only lose out in the end.
2. Tony Blair must be stabbed.
3. We're all doomed. Doomed I tell yer.
4. There is no economic miracle in the UK. It's all on credit cards.
5. No one is unemployed, but there are a lot of people depressed, anxious or with a bad back.
6. Contractors are superior to permies in everyway possible
7. Test Please Delete hasn't much to do with testing and deleting.
8. Africans are a few million years behind Scandanavian types.
9. Muslims are not a peace loving as they make out.
10. Taxes have gone up a bit.


Now this should save a lot of people a lot of time.

:)

Spartacus
8th May 2006, 15:21
11. Chico is a tw@t of the first order.

Gold Dalek
8th May 2006, 15:29
2. Tony Blair must be stabbed.

2. All of the Labour Party must be stabbed - Cabinet members more so

John Galt
8th May 2006, 15:30
12. Contractors will never agree with each other except against permies and Chico

Mr Crosby
8th May 2006, 15:30
23. You cant get quicker than a quick fit fitter

The Lone Gunman
8th May 2006, 15:31
13. The Scots Welsh and Irish dont hate the English it is misunderstood fun.

sasguru
8th May 2006, 15:37
14. Speling, Punkchuashun and gramma matters, innit?

privateeye
8th May 2006, 15:43
its coz I is black

snaw
8th May 2006, 15:46
13. Middle aged, white, male IT contractors like to whinge.

Spartacus
8th May 2006, 15:46
13. Middle aged, white, male IT contractors like to whinge.
Hey, you leave Sandy out of this.

sparklelard
8th May 2006, 15:47
15. Beavers

Gold Dalek
8th May 2006, 15:50
17: Any female posting here will be imagined to having model looks and a big bust even though the truth is somewhat different

sasguru
8th May 2006, 15:50
16. Fat bottomed girls make the world go round aka Janey.

Pondlife
8th May 2006, 15:53
17. Test Please Delete is definitely not work safe.

PRC1964
8th May 2006, 16:05
17. Test Please Delete is definitely not work safe.
That entirely depends on where you work.

76. Everyone should have a "plan B" no matter how ludicrous it may be.

The Lone Gunman
8th May 2006, 16:08
17: Contractors have far too much time on their hands.

Whether they are wasters taking the piss or geniuses (spelling?) making good use of their time is still open to debate but they always have time to post here.

DimPrawn
8th May 2006, 16:14
46 .NET is the future.

AtW
8th May 2006, 16:18
2. Tony Blair must be stabbed.

2. All of the Labour Party must be stabbed - Cabinet members more so

Minor point - the list is ordered in ascending order and since you have same first 3 letters (2. ), then letter 4 A is less than T, thus it should be:



2. All of the Labour Party must be stabbed - Cabinet members more so

2. Tony Blair must be stabbed.


hth

sasguru
8th May 2006, 16:33
47. CUK Posters are the most pedantic, nit-picking gits ever in the history of the universe.

AtW
8th May 2006, 16:40
Universe

Gold Dalek
8th May 2006, 16:48
Minor point - the list is ordered in ascending order and since you have same first 3 letters (2. ), then letter 4 A is less than T, thus it should be:



hth

I think you may have misunderstood

My suggestion was that item 2. Tony Blair must be stabbed.

Is replaced by the more accurate:

2. All of the Labour Party must be stabbed - Cabinet members more so

If I was a clever Dalek I could have added a strike through on the first point for emphasis

HTH

Emperor Dalek
8th May 2006, 22:03
If I was a clever Dalek I could have added a strike through on the first point for emphasis
And that is why I am the Emperor and you never even made it to Dalek Supreme.

Dalek Supreme
8th May 2006, 22:17
And that is why I am the Emperor and you never even made it to Dalek Supreme.
Very wisely spoken, oh mighty Emperor.

Dalek Supreme in "knows which side his bread's buttered" mode.

OwlHoot
8th May 2006, 22:53
2. Tony Blair must be stabbed.

2. All of the Labour Party must be stabbed - Cabinet members more so

2. The "contractor" who sued his client for unfair dismissal after they failed to renew their contract should be staked out on a ant hill.

:bang:

Davros
8th May 2006, 23:22
Very wisely spoken, oh mighty Emperor.

Dalek Supreme in "knows which side his bread's buttered" mode.
Not another Dalek. Bang goes the neighbourhood.

milanbenes
9th May 2006, 06:22
and straight in at #1

get a Plan B !

bye the way, would you like to buy mine ?

Milan.

Churchill
9th May 2006, 06:35
and straight in at #1

get a Plan B !

bye the way, would you like to buy mine ?

Milan.

by

Davros
9th May 2006, 07:08
and straight in at #1

get a Plan B !

bye the way, would you like to buy mine ?

Milan.
Possibly, depending on what it is. It's always nice to support a fellow contractor in his/her efforts. What are you selling?

Gold Dalek
9th May 2006, 09:33
Very wisely spoken, oh mighty Emperor.

Dalek Supreme in "knows which side his bread's buttered" mode.

brown nose

Dalek Supreme
9th May 2006, 09:33
brown nose
It lights up when I speak.

DimPrawn
9th May 2006, 10:10
God you lot are desperate for publicity.

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Bagpuss
9th May 2006, 10:20
333 Blue Labour are much better than New Labour
334 Anybody who disagrees with stereotypes is politically correct
335 Every day is the same on CUK

Dalek Supreme
9th May 2006, 10:27
God you lot are desperate for publicity.

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It's that Gold Dalek bunking off work details again. I'll case him alive if I catch hold of him.

Gold Dalek
9th May 2006, 10:44
Dalek lurrrve machine = good