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Collective Knowledge of CUK

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    Collective Knowledge of CUK

    I think it would be good to summarise all the great wisdom that has surfaced here on CUK over the years.

    Feel free to add to the list.

    1. Buying a house is a waste of time. You'll only lose out in the end.
    2. Tony Blair must be stabbed.
    3. We're all doomed. Doomed I tell yer.
    4. There is no economic miracle in the UK. It's all on credit cards.
    5. No one is unemployed, but there are a lot of people depressed, anxious or with a bad back.
    6. Contractors are superior to permies in everyway possible
    7. Test Please Delete hasn't much to do with testing and deleting.
    8. Africans are a few million years behind Scandanavian types.
    9. Muslims are not a peace loving as they make out.
    10. Taxes have gone up a bit.


    Now this should save a lot of people a lot of time.


    #2
    11. Chico is a tw@t of the first order.
    I'm Spartacus.

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      #3
      2. Tony Blair must be stabbed.

      2. All of the Labour Party must be stabbed - Cabinet members more so

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        #4
        12. Contractors will never agree with each other except against permies and Chico

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          #5
          23. You cant get quicker than a quick fit fitter

          See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...

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            #6
            13. The Scots Welsh and Irish dont hate the English it is misunderstood fun.
            I am not qualified to give the above advice!

            The original point and click interface by
            Smith and Wesson.

            Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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              #7
              14. Speling, Punkchuashun and gramma matters, innit?
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                its coz I is black

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                  #9
                  13. Middle aged, white, male IT contractors like to whinge.
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                  Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                  That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                  Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by snaw
                    13. Middle aged, white, male IT contractors like to whinge.
                    Hey, you leave Sandy out of this.
                    I'm Spartacus.

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