I'd like to nominate myself. Spent a few hundred quid on tickets for the family to go to Totem. Thought the tickets were for 08-Feb but they were for last weekend
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Cretin of the day: Nominations
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Cretin of the day: Nominations
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I will second your nomination OS. You still have your Christmas decorations up and it's the 12th already.
Sorry about the tickets though.Comment
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BEST EVER!!!
THE ONE NEVER TO BE MISSED!!!!!
ad infintum...'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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When i worked at Clerical Medical in Bristol, we used to have a 'Wank Of The Week' award.
I won it once for plugging my iPod into works laptop to charge it while working from home, burying it under a pile of paper and forgetting it was there, then finding the laptop wouldn't boot (as it was set in BIOS to boot from USB first) the following morning. Arsed around with it trying to get it working for two days, before clearing the desk, finding the iPod plugged in and removing it.
When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostWhen i worked at Clerical Medical in Bristol, we used to have a 'Wank Of The Week' award.
I won it once for plugging my iPod into works laptop to charge it while working from home, burying it under a pile of paper and forgetting it was there, then finding the laptop wouldn't boot (as it was set in BIOS to boot from USB first) the following morning. Arsed around with it trying to get it working for two days, before clearing the desk, finding the iPod plugged in and removing it.
Funny none the less..'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Can't have a thread like this without a poll, so I've added one.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostYou actually don't need provide evidence for Cretin of the week award. We already believe you
..Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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