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Cretin of the day: Nominations

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    Cretin of the day: Nominations

    I'd like to nominate myself. Spent a few hundred quid on tickets for the family to go to Totem. Thought the tickets were for 08-Feb but they were for last weekend
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    oracleslave
    25.00%
    2
    TestMangler
    25.00%
    2
    No AndyW option as he would always win anyway.
    50.00%
    4

    #2
    Sorry to hear that.

    I am sure I will beat it before the day is out. I usually do.

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      #3
      Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
      I'd like to nominate myself. Spent a few hundred quid on tickets for the family to go to Totem. Thought the tickets were for 08-Feb but they were for last weekend


      I will second your nomination OS. You still have your Christmas decorations up and it's the 12th already.

      Sorry about the tickets though.

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        #4
        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        I'd like to nominate myself. Spent a few hundred quid on tickets for the family to go to Totem. Thought the tickets were for 08-Feb but they were for last weekend
        Ah, now I see why your current project is doing so well
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          #5
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          I'd like to nominate myself. Spent a few hundred quid on tickets for the family to go to Totem. Thought the tickets were for 08-Feb but they were for last weekend
          That'll be the old age kicking in.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            I'd like to nominate myself. Spent a few hundred quid on tickets for the family to go to Totem. Thought the tickets were for 08-Feb but they were for last weekend
            Ohh man that sucks because it was f**king brilliant!!!

            BEST EVER!!!

            THE ONE NEVER TO BE MISSED!!!!!

            ad infintum...
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              When i worked at Clerical Medical in Bristol, we used to have a 'Wank Of The Week' award.

              I won it once for plugging my iPod into works laptop to charge it while working from home, burying it under a pile of paper and forgetting it was there, then finding the laptop wouldn't boot (as it was set in BIOS to boot from USB first) the following morning. Arsed around with it trying to get it working for two days, before clearing the desk, finding the iPod plugged in and removing it.

              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #8
                Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                When i worked at Clerical Medical in Bristol, we used to have a 'Wank Of The Week' award.

                I won it once for plugging my iPod into works laptop to charge it while working from home, burying it under a pile of paper and forgetting it was there, then finding the laptop wouldn't boot (as it was set in BIOS to boot from USB first) the following morning. Arsed around with it trying to get it working for two days, before clearing the desk, finding the iPod plugged in and removing it.

                You actually don't need provide evidence for Cretin of the week award. We already believe you

                Funny none the less..
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #9
                  Can't have a thread like this without a poll, so I've added one.
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                    You actually don't need provide evidence for Cretin of the week award. We already believe you

                    ..
                    WHS
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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