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gricerboy
13th January 2012, 10:33
Happy New Year everyone! It's been a little while since I've posted; truth be told I've been having a few domestic problems. It's Malc, you see, nothing too grave but his behaviour of late has become more and more boorish and testosterone fueled.

Let me relate to you a few incidents that happened over Christmas.

The first occurred on Christmas Eve when we went up to Lord Sexey's place to buy our tree. After selecting a suitable specimen, we joined a throng of couples with rosy cheeked kids who were queueing up to pay for their trees. At the front of the queue was a woman who Malc readily identified as being "one of those Guardian reading earth mother types" and she was paying no attention to the friendly banter being directed at her by the elderly gentleman manning the stall until he enquired as to whether she wanted her tree netted. To this, she replied at the top of her voice so all could hear and thus readily identify her impeccable green credentials: "Actually I try to avoid unnecessary packaging wherever possible".

What a rude woman, I thought and left it at that but Malc just couldn't resist shouting
at the top of his voice, so all could hear,"Are you sure you wouldn't like a hand getting your tree into the back of your Shogun love?". An awkward silence descended and I felt very embarrassed indeed.


Then, on Christmas Day, Malc decided that he wanted to watch Ice Road Truckers but we'd both agreed beforehand that I'd be watching the Glee Christmas Special at that time. He conveniently forgot about our accord and a massive row ensued which resulted in him disappearing to the car and sitting on the drive all afternoon with a 6 pack of Stella for company. In full view of the neighbours, I might add.

The most unedifying spectacle of all was that which occurred on the flight back from Lanzarote where we had spent New Year. An old lady at the front of the plane was taken unwell and we had to make an unscheduled stop in Lisbon. Upon landing, the lady in question suddenly felt alright again and this led Malc to suspect her of exhibiting symptoms of Munchhausen Syndrome. He stood up and led the stag party from Llanelli (among whom we were ensconced at the back of the plane) in a chorus of "Muncher, Muncher, You're a f*****g muncher".

I am not sure what has prompted this change in character but I intend getting to the bottom of it all and I'm hoping things will be resolved this weekend as we're both off together for a "steam up" in the Nene Valley :smile

fullyautomatix
13th January 2012, 10:35
Malc has serious issues I would say. You would not behave like that normally. How does he eat his eggs every morning ? Anything odd there ?

Mich the Tester
13th January 2012, 10:36
Then, on Christmas Day, Malc decided that he wanted to watch Ice Road Truckers but we'd both agreed beforehand that I'd be watching the Glee Christmas Special at that time. He conveniently forgot about our accord and a massive row ensued which resulted in him disappearing to the car and sitting on the drive all afternoon with a 6 pack of Stella for company. In full view of the neighbours, I might add.



Morning Sas ! :wave:

http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/74454-finally-ordered-replacement-my-mazda-6-mps.html

DimPrawn
13th January 2012, 10:40
Morning Sas ! :wave:

http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/74454-finally-ordered-replacement-my-mazda-6-mps.html

I think you're Honda something there Mitch.

:igmc:

gricerboy
13th January 2012, 10:44
Of course, I can't resist asking the question, do we have any resident munchers here? Suity perhaps?

TestMangler
13th January 2012, 11:02
Morning Sas ! :wave:

http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/74454-finally-ordered-replacement-my-mazda-6-mps.html

Is Gricer really SAS ??????

I normally find The Grice-master to be comedy gold, whereas, SAS is normally a c0ck-socket.

Although, maybe Gricer is real and SAS is the sockie.....

AtW
13th January 2012, 11:05
Is Gricer really SAS ??????

Yes.

Pondlife
13th January 2012, 11:07
Nope.

Gricer is Pacharan I reckon. And Pacharan is too moronic even for Sas.

cojak
13th January 2012, 11:50
Have new year Gricer.

I'd get this sort sharpish. Nothing worse than an angry and embarassed train queue.

Have you considered wearing http://www.zazzle.com/im_not_with_him_tshirt-235727230332124405 ?

BrilloPad
13th January 2012, 11:54
his behaviour of late has become more and more boorish and testosterone fueled.


Perhaps you need to take him to the vets to be seen to?

wobbegong
13th January 2012, 11:55
As Gricer doesn't exist and none of these events ever happened it's difficult to have an opinion.

:ohwell

Arturo Bassick
13th January 2012, 11:58
I think Malc may be in a mood due to your failure to physically express the love that you share. Take him to bed and show him how much he means to you.
That should sort it.

Doggy Styles
13th January 2012, 14:51
Happy new year Gricer. I must say that Malc's remark to the woman with the tree made me chortle out loud. It's funny on so many levels! :laugh

But it was no doubt embarrassing for all and sundry at the time. Do you think perhaps Malc could be having a mid-life crisis? Has he recently expressed a desire to own an open-top sports car, or sport a small pony-tail?

gricerboy
13th January 2012, 15:20
Have new year Gricer.
Happy New Year Cojak.
I'd get this sort sharpish. Nothing worse than an angry and embarassed train queue.

Have you considered wearing I'M NOT WITH HIM TEE SHIRTS from Zazzle.com (http://www.zazzle.com/im_not_with_him_tshirt-235727230332124405) ?

Don't think it would go with my waterproof banana suit somehow


I think Malc may be in a mood due to your failure to physically express the love that you share. Take him to bed and show him how much he means to you.
That should sort it.

That's not what I mean by a "steam up"


Has he recently expressed a desire to own an open-top sports car, or sport a small pony-tail?
Happy New Year DS
If he were to buy an open top sports car perhaps he wouldn't feel the need to keep me awake with his infernal hairdryer every morning.

Churchill
13th January 2012, 15:44
Happy New Year everyone!

Happy New Year, now ***** off, seriously.

milanbenes
17th January 2012, 14:02
Gricer Old Bean,


got the pm, read the post, good job

you asked me to give you some positive, is there a wiki or faq explaining how to give rep I've never done it before

ignore Winston, he loves you really and really misses you he told me

ta

Milan.