My mental picture of certain CUK posters

[sasguru]

We all know what Threaded and Atw look like. But here is my mental picture of some other random posters:

Chico: Short, thick-looking, Latino bloke with mad staring eyes

Francko: Short, chain-smoking, muscle-bound guy with a Sopranos accent, always preening in the mirror at the YMCA gym


Jabberwocky Pimply adolescent, struggling with his GCSEs, surfing for porn while his mother is out turning tricks

ScotsPine Severe Presbyterian bloke with a beard

Lone Gunman Sits at his computer surfing for porn and cracking a few off every few minutes

Wendigo Hairy fat bloke who likes wearing his wife's underwear

Janey Inspiration for the Queen song "Fat-bottomed girls make the world go round"

LuciferBox Like Jamie Oliver, only has a tail and horns

Mailman Large, fat, red-faced yokel chewing a straw - a little slow to respond to stimuli


And if you're wondering what I look like, just think a young James Bond ....

[Dalek Supreme]

At least with us Daleks you know what you get.

[Gold Dalek]

At least with us Daleks you know what you get.

Interloper!

[EternalOptimist]

I see the EternalOptimist as a good looking hunk with all his own hair and teeth. Very witty yet sincere and caring


I feel as if I have known him all my life

[sasguru]

I see the EternalOptimist as a good looking hunk with all his own hair and teeth. Very witty yet sincere and caring

I think you're mistaking this for a dating site.
In which case, reading between the lines, I now know you're a bald, toothless old geezer with psychotic tendencies.

[EternalOptimist]

I think you're mistaking this for a dating site.
In which case, reading between the lines, I now know you're a bald, toothless old geezer with psychotic tendencies.

darn - how did you know it was from me

[The Lone Gunman]

Guilty as charged! Though I dont do that at work.

[scotspine]

ScotsPine Severe Presbyterian bloke with a beard

doh! got me good & proper!

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[Francko]

Francko: Short, chain-smoking, muscle-bound guy with a Sopranos accent, always preening in the mirror at the YMCA gym

I am 5'9'' without shoes. Not really chain smoking any longer. And no, my accent is not that bad...

[sasguru]

I am 5'9'' without shoes. Not really chain smoking any longer. And no, my accent is not that bad...

Ah, so you do preen in the YMCA gym? I knew it ....